...and the mountains shook with laughter at my witty monologue
"Shall I sing of the tragic passion between the doomed lovers Pyramus and Thisby?"
"No bard, that's quite allright."
"Then would you like for me to regail you with the exploits of Heracles as he wrestled with the Namean Lion?"
"Really Bard, that's fine."
"PErhaps cunning Odysseus' escape from..."
"Bard, Please! I am very busy!"
"No bard, that's quite allright."
"Then would you like for me to regail you with the exploits of Heracles as he wrestled with the Namean Lion?"
"Really Bard, that's fine."
"PErhaps cunning Odysseus' escape from..."
"Bard, Please! I am very busy!"