oh the humanity!

[tony_the_tiger_]

Well i'm going to die from things i've never heard of so i must be poked with needles and have fluids with the disease in them squirted into my body...apparently. Confused? Here's the story. Well i went to get my physical so i could play sports for Poston. No big deal. At least i thought. I did all the painless stuff then i hear "Oh they want a hemoglobin test too" from the nurse. So she takes this little campaign button looking thing and sticks it on my finger, presses down on it and poof! out comes a needle thing, making me bleed. So she got her effing hemoglobin. I think i'm done with the poking and prodding but no! I'm behind on my tetnus booster. Fabulous. So i'm all "It's ok, it's only one shot and it won't hurt at all." Oh dear i spoke too soon. I asked if that was my only shot and my doctor guy asks if i'm going to any camps and i said "No" and the doctor goes "Ok then you'll only need the tetnus" but my mom says "But he's going to Japan" so the doctor goes "You are? Then you'll need the meninjitis (sp?) shot too" Fan-freakin-tastic. So in walks the nurse with two shots and sets them right in front of me. Then she decides that this would be a good time to make small talk with my madre. So the two women are talking while two seringes are right in front of my face. So once the conversation is done she says she'll give me one in each arm...therefore both arms with feel stiff and watery. So she gouges both of arms and then adds humiliation to my pain by giving me bugs bunny bandaids...good lord will it ever end? Luckily it did and i'm now safely at home...dying of extreme pain and anguish.

Well actually it didn't hurt at all and no one could see the bugs bunny bandaids cuz of my shirt. So does that mean i'm overreacting and just complaining because i can? You bet i am. Blame starbucks.

Comment if you thought that was even a little bit funny.