Jul 20, 2006 13:25
My name is Tony Hammer and I need not learn from the idiocy of my roomate as this is my mother fungling computer to be used as I wish. If a certain technologically incompetent boy by the italian name of Giovanne could figure out how to install a router he might have internet too. Alas all those cords and plugs confuse him....(insert your own sexual metaphor here)
As for the suggestion that I have fallen in love with said boy it is apparent that this is blatantly untrue as anyone who knows me even remotely is aware that I am only capable of self-love and loving others would take away from the love i have to give to myself.....and on occaision David Bowie.
I especially wouldn't love some 23 year old lame-o who bides his time between watching Care Bears and Maury Povitch.
The end.