"Maize"
Seeing that finals are over and my 10-hour quotidian studies for chemistry paid off, I have succumbed to relentless watchings of Will & Grace. I seemed to have forgotten how funny it can be ever since AP season last year in high school... so here we go:
Ro: Look, you're the only person who knows [that I'm a lesbian], so please don't tell anyone.
Jack: Well, I won't, but you have to, Ro. And this is the perfect opportunity. [clears throat] Thanksgiving celebrates the day the girl Indians first introduced the girl pilgrims to sex. Yeah, they called it "maize". Because lesbian sex is very confusing, and if you're not careful, one can lose their way.
Ro: Look, you're the only person who knows [that I'm a lesbian], so please don't tell anyone.
Jack: Well, I won't, but you have to, Ro. And this is the perfect opportunity. [clears throat] Thanksgiving celebrates the day the girl Indians first introduced the girl pilgrims to sex. Yeah, they called it "maize". Because lesbian sex is very confusing, and if you're not careful, one can lose their way.