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Baby's head looks like a football.
I got my arm back, it's trailing limply at my side, apparently I don't have to go suck lemons and jump off a cliff, Andromeda reckons she can't remember telling me to kick myself in the bleeding shins you (rude word, another rude word) this is all your fault you (very rude word). Woah, Hooch was standing right here but has turned traitor and agrees with Andromeda. I STILL HAVE THE FINGERNAIL SCARS TO PROVE IT. THESE ARE BATTLE WOUNDS. Okay, they are already fading but the pain is real, woah the pain is real. Actually I just said that very quietly and Hooch still heard me and Andromeda threatened to sic Hooch on me and told me that watermelon/cherry analogy and the baby does look like a watermelon, woah really, a hybrid watermelon football thing.
I guess it's cute, really.
Actually it's really cute now it's not all gunky. I haven't held it yet because Andromeda's still got it, actually I think I might go curl up on the bed with them now that Andromeda doesn't hate me any more.
Andromeda says it's got my nose. I think it's just a pile of squishy at the moment but if Andromeda says so, I believe her. Not to be mushy but I love her like woah.
Uhhh, both of them. My baby, woah. I'm a dad hahahahahhaha.
Woah.
WOAH, I HAVE TO GO OWL MY PARENTS!!!
I got my arm back, it's trailing limply at my side, apparently I don't have to go suck lemons and jump off a cliff, Andromeda reckons she can't remember telling me to kick myself in the bleeding shins you (rude word, another rude word) this is all your fault you (very rude word). Woah, Hooch was standing right here but has turned traitor and agrees with Andromeda. I STILL HAVE THE FINGERNAIL SCARS TO PROVE IT. THESE ARE BATTLE WOUNDS. Okay, they are already fading but the pain is real, woah the pain is real. Actually I just said that very quietly and Hooch still heard me and Andromeda threatened to sic Hooch on me and told me that watermelon/cherry analogy and the baby does look like a watermelon, woah really, a hybrid watermelon football thing.
I guess it's cute, really.
Actually it's really cute now it's not all gunky. I haven't held it yet because Andromeda's still got it, actually I think I might go curl up on the bed with them now that Andromeda doesn't hate me any more.
Andromeda says it's got my nose. I think it's just a pile of squishy at the moment but if Andromeda says so, I believe her. Not to be mushy but I love her like woah.
Uhhh, both of them. My baby, woah. I'm a dad hahahahahhaha.
Woah.
WOAH, I HAVE TO GO OWL MY PARENTS!!!