Happy Birthday, Dora!
How do you lot like my birthday gift? Fucking incredible, innit? The artist tells me that it's Frank Longbottom and me riding a unicorn! I'm floored by her attention to detail, just look at how the green blob (which is me, obviously) is riding sidesaddle! Genius. And I guess that is our quaint country cottage? Incredible. Also, the sunset! It just adds so much to the romantic ambience of the piece. I would say it was the greatest gift I ever got, but I think the one I got six years ago still trumps everything:
