More Quotes
Another list of funny & semi-interesating Quotes
I have onlly ever made one request of god. Dear Lord may my enemies be ridiculus. and it was granted.
He sometimes thought his whole life was a dream. He idley wondered who's it was & if they were enjoying it or not
Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way as they look forward to the trip
Gloating almost is a sexual pleasure
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Nymphomaniac: A woman who thinks about sex as much as the average man
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant
Battle of the Sexes: A lifelong skirmish which often involves sleeping with the enemy.
Treat every woman like a queen and every queen like a woman.
I'm doing my English homework, in Italy, while learning French from Shakespeare.
knock knock
who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, thats why I had to knock.
I thought the world round.
If the whole world depends on todays youth, I can't see the world lasting another hundred years. Socrates
Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing, and as a group decide nothing can be done.
"Handy how you've just dispensed with silverware," Jack said.
"Eating is about getting food in your mouth," Ronon said. "Silverware just makes that harder."
"I think I like him," Jack said to Daniel.
"Give me the good stuff," he said.
John couldn't help it, he laughed. "The good stuff?" he asked, leaning across the bar next to him. "Everything's good here."
The man finally turned to look at him, giving him a quick once-over before sighing. "Whiskey then, I guess," he said dejectedly. "Or maybe you could just hit me over the head with the bottle, so I can skip right to the part where I pass out."
John smiled wryly. "Bad day, huh?"
"Your powers of observation are astounding," he snapped.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am.
I have onlly ever made one request of god. Dear Lord may my enemies be ridiculus. and it was granted.
He sometimes thought his whole life was a dream. He idley wondered who's it was & if they were enjoying it or not
Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way as they look forward to the trip
Gloating almost is a sexual pleasure
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
Nymphomaniac: A woman who thinks about sex as much as the average man
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant
Battle of the Sexes: A lifelong skirmish which often involves sleeping with the enemy.
Treat every woman like a queen and every queen like a woman.
I'm doing my English homework, in Italy, while learning French from Shakespeare.
knock knock
who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, thats why I had to knock.
I thought the world round.
If the whole world depends on todays youth, I can't see the world lasting another hundred years. Socrates
Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing, and as a group decide nothing can be done.
"Handy how you've just dispensed with silverware," Jack said.
"Eating is about getting food in your mouth," Ronon said. "Silverware just makes that harder."
"I think I like him," Jack said to Daniel.
"Give me the good stuff," he said.
John couldn't help it, he laughed. "The good stuff?" he asked, leaning across the bar next to him. "Everything's good here."
The man finally turned to look at him, giving him a quick once-over before sighing. "Whiskey then, I guess," he said dejectedly. "Or maybe you could just hit me over the head with the bottle, so I can skip right to the part where I pass out."
John smiled wryly. "Bad day, huh?"
"Your powers of observation are astounding," he snapped.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how AWESOME I am.