top five creative uses for diamonds

[toniotreschi]

Top Five Creative Uses for Diamonds (any size)

1. lenses of gag glasses
2. blades for iceskates
3. end of stir-sticks
4. car made out of diamonds
5. diamond-knife

please comment with your own

Comments

[raptoratemybaby]

1. For bling on my ice
2. as stuffing for pillows
3. Rocketfuel for the interplanetary vessel Stem6000
4. To encrust a crown for the most regal of all pugs
5. in place of salt on the street when it snows

[somadream]

in place of salt on the street when it snows (in Ozzy Osbourne's driveway. or substitute Ludacris if you wish!)

[raptoratemybaby]

It may not work the same chemically when it comes to melting the snows, but it makes such a satisfying, wealthy, and decadent crunch beneath my designer boots! Bwahahaha.

[somadream]

it will also make a decadent crunch when you crush paparazzi skulls into the ground while you cruise over them in your massive land yacht. bwahaha! (by "you" i mean, paris hilton.)

[raptoratemybaby]

The thing is, if I was born an inasanely rich blond girl with an assymetrical face, I think I would be Paris Hilton.

[conduct4life]

colin, you are brilliant.

[conduct4life]

and so are you dr. cobbs!

from,
myself

[conduct4life]

god, i can't believe how hot i am.

--ol' skippin' stone cobbs

[raptoratemybaby]

Dr Kobbs, I may not have ever been in your symphonic band, but had I been, I would have been thinking about blowing on a lot more than the bassoon I used to play. They don't call us faggotists for nothing.