You know what would be cool?
If my lips were smaller. Fucking lifeboat.
I love being so spiteful.
You thought that after what you did to me, you could just come back from the army, spit out a few flirty words my way...and everything would be cool?
Nah, not really.
Which is what makes it funny that I got you hot and bothered...then left you alone in that room.
Idiot.