(no subject)
Today I received two press releases from Los Angeles County Department of Public Health. One was a Public Health warning titled "It's Hot Outside!" They were not joking. The other was a Public Health warning for parents and students to avoid rabies-infected bats. Stay away from bats.
I also received a press release from the Verdugo Hills Hospital informing the newsroom of "Employee of the Second Quarter." So many press releases we get seem tailored for The Onion articles.
I also surfed on a goat and juggled carrots. The goat was not injured. The carrots were.
I also received a press release from the Verdugo Hills Hospital informing the newsroom of "Employee of the Second Quarter." So many press releases we get seem tailored for The Onion articles.
I also surfed on a goat and juggled carrots. The goat was not injured. The carrots were.