rumble rumble
So, i'm attempting to do this completely traditional Orthodox fast thing before Easter tonight. (For those of you who are don't know, the Eastern Orthodox calender is a week behind the regular one) So I haven't eaten any thing but clear liquids for about twenty four hours (since noon yesterday)
Here is the conversation i just had-
Toni's stomach: poop. i'm hungary
toni: correction- hungry. Besides shut up, we're doing it to prove our moral fiber and self restaint.
t's stomach: you shouldn't have danced so violently to the b-52's in your living room just a few minutes ago, it burnt the few calories you had left.
toni: true... man i wish mom hadn't just made a big thing of guacamole, it looks delicious.
t's somach: to you right now, a piece of cardboard box would look delicious.
toni: true. very true. crap, i'm hallucinating again.
Ewan Mcgregor: hey, toni, let's go get some tapas.
Here is the conversation i just had-
Toni's stomach: poop. i'm hungary
toni: correction- hungry. Besides shut up, we're doing it to prove our moral fiber and self restaint.
t's stomach: you shouldn't have danced so violently to the b-52's in your living room just a few minutes ago, it burnt the few calories you had left.
toni: true... man i wish mom hadn't just made a big thing of guacamole, it looks delicious.
t's somach: to you right now, a piece of cardboard box would look delicious.
toni: true. very true. crap, i'm hallucinating again.
Ewan Mcgregor: hey, toni, let's go get some tapas.