let's get it on, T style.
My crack is back. Goong T continues to rule my universe. No angsty Rokkugo lyrics this time, promise!
aftermath
goong t, eunhyuk/jini + eunuch kang/shindong + implied eeteuk/jini & eeteuk/eunuch kang & jini/eunuch kang, pg. why yes i do plan on writing every pairing there is to be written in goong t. rawr. SPOILERS FOR GOONG T, obvsly.
- from his eyes -
Eunhyuk knew he shouldn't. Jini was a woman of grief now. And yet, what better than his own manly shoulder to comfort her woes and worries, soak in her tears and ..come to think of it, he should wear an extra shirt.
As he walked to the courtyard where Jini was doing one of her daily grieving walks alongside Eunuch Kang, Eunhyuk took a deep breath. For better or for worse. For love, or hopefully at least some pity sex.
“Eunuch Kang!” he called and the servant raised his head. “Here's some candy, go play with Shindong.”
“Yes, Master Eunhyuk,” Kang said and grabbed the bag of sweets, but Jini was holding onto his collar.
“Whatever you have to tell me, you can also tell my eunuch,” she said, voice alarmingly high.
Eunhyuk cringed. “Don't you think it's time we finally talked and stopped avoiding this issue.”
“You killed the man I loved!” Jini screamed. Eunuch Kang held his ears.
“Well, technically, I didn't, my mother who isn't my biological mother did,” Eunhyuk said. “Eunuch Kang, your Shindong is waiting, go!”
Nodding with a grin on his face, Kang set off to see his big-boned platonic lover, leaving Eunhyuk and Jini alone.
“I despise you,” Jini said melodramatically. “And even if you didn't kill Prince Eeteuk, you conspired to end his life.”
“Well, duhh,” Eunhyuk said. “I had a revenge to carry out after his mother killed my mother, and not only that, he was also after your sweet as-- eyes, eyes.”
“I hate you so much I can't even look at you!” Jini exclaimed, then turned around to face Eunhyuk. “But I guess I have to if you don't stop staring at my ass.”
“Well, it's ...you been doing yoga or something?” Eunhyuk asked.
Jini giggled. “Five times a week! Isn't my waistline so much better now?”
Eunhyuk was too busy staring.
“Ah what am I saying, you killed Prince Eeteuk whom I passionately loved for the three days we spent together. I hate you!”
“You didn't sleep with him, did you?” Eunhyuk asked, looking mildly suspicious. If he found out his Jini was a cheap whore, well, he'd still want to do it with her but it would be somewhat annoying thinking about Eeteuk and her and - okay, Eunhyuk was so not thinking about that right now.
“Of course not!” Jini folded her arms, clearly offended.
“Good, good.” Eunhyuk took a step closer. “Jini, please accept me.”
“Never,” Jini spat.
“What was so great about Prince Eeteuk anyway?” Eunhyuk asked irritably. “What's he got that I don't?
“Looks, character, personality, looks, dimples, looks, sex appeal, looks, tattoo,” Jini listed.
“Tattoo?”
“T-shaped.”
“That was his birth-mark.”
“Regardless, it was cool,” Jini said dreamily.
“Yeah, but do you know he was totally doing it with your Eunuch Kang?” Eunhyuk pointed out.
“He was not doing it with Kang!”
“Then why was he always so nice to him? Calling him handsome and shit.”
“It's called being courteous to servants, maybe you should try it,” Jini said.
“And use up all my nice on people I wouldn't want to get laid with anyway? No thanks,” Eunhyuk snorted.
Jini turned her back to him huffily once again. Which suited him fine, her backside was lovely to watch. And okay, he could sort of turn off the asshole mode by now but to be honest, Jini was the only girl it hadn't made weak the knees and dumb in the head, so he couldn't lose hope that it wouldn't work this time.
“You're a bastard, you know that?” Jini asked.
“Yeah...” Eunhyuk said, still admiring her backside. “Wanna make out?”
“I'd rather watch Shindong and Kang go at it.”
“We can do that, too, they're just around the corner,” Eunhyuk said and indicated their location with his hand. “Though we should be really quiet, Shindong has the ears of a night mammal.”
“Can't you just admit defeat?” Jini asked. “I will never marry you.” Eunhyuk opened his mouth. “Or sleep with you, or even just make out,” Jini added.
Eunhyuk shrugged. “I'm not going to give up, Jini. Ever. If I give up now, how can they make a drama about our love story later on?”
Jini just rolled her eyes.
“You just wait and see. I'll never give up on you as long as I don't have a sneaking suspicion you're actually male or something,” Eunhyuk said and bowed. “I'll see you again, milady.”
- ..and from hers -
“Well, I am male and you can call me Heechul or hyung or whatever the hell suits you!” Jini yelled after Eunhyuk. “Son of a dethroned queen, piece of ..Kang! Where did you come from?”
The faithful servant had appeared at her side.
“Shindong stole the candy and I couldn't find him anymore,” Eunuch Kang said sadly. “What did Prince Eunhyuk want?”
“Men are all disgusting pigs,” Jini said. “Why do we let them treat us so bad, Kang? All they ever do is die or steal our candy.”
“Prince Eunhyuk didn't ..steal your candy, did he?” the eunuch asked, raising his eyebrows to emphasize the euphemism.
“What the - no! I'm not that easy,” Jini said, almost insulted.
“Well, all Prince Eeteuk had to do was smile..”
“We're not talking about that. You didn't see it, remember?”
Eunuch Kang frowned. “Nor did I hear it. And yet the nightmares won't go away.”
“Did you ever sleep with Prince Eeteuk?” Jini couldn't help but ask.
“I lack the ..things, how could I,” Kang said awkwardly, blush creeping up the collar of his outfit.
“Then why did he call you handsome?”
“I am handsome! I was voted Korea's #1 eunuch last year!”
“Oh Kang,” Jini said with a smile. “You'll always be my #1. Want to make out again?”
“Not really,” Kang admitted.
“Why not?”
“You - you - now don't take this the wrong way but you really bite too hard,” Kang said.
“I nibble,” Jini said. “It's sexy.”
“It hurts,” Kang said and under his breath, added, “Shindong never nibbles.”
“Did you just compare me to your oversized platonic boyfriend, Eunuch Kang?”
“No, m'am,” Kang said with his head lowered.
“Good.” Jini pulled him to the direction of the house. “Now let's practise kissing again.”
aftermath
goong t, eunhyuk/jini + eunuch kang/shindong + implied eeteuk/jini & eeteuk/eunuch kang & jini/eunuch kang, pg. why yes i do plan on writing every pairing there is to be written in goong t. rawr. SPOILERS FOR GOONG T, obvsly.
- from his eyes -
Eunhyuk knew he shouldn't. Jini was a woman of grief now. And yet, what better than his own manly shoulder to comfort her woes and worries, soak in her tears and ..come to think of it, he should wear an extra shirt.
As he walked to the courtyard where Jini was doing one of her daily grieving walks alongside Eunuch Kang, Eunhyuk took a deep breath. For better or for worse. For love, or hopefully at least some pity sex.
“Eunuch Kang!” he called and the servant raised his head. “Here's some candy, go play with Shindong.”
“Yes, Master Eunhyuk,” Kang said and grabbed the bag of sweets, but Jini was holding onto his collar.
“Whatever you have to tell me, you can also tell my eunuch,” she said, voice alarmingly high.
Eunhyuk cringed. “Don't you think it's time we finally talked and stopped avoiding this issue.”
“You killed the man I loved!” Jini screamed. Eunuch Kang held his ears.
“Well, technically, I didn't, my mother who isn't my biological mother did,” Eunhyuk said. “Eunuch Kang, your Shindong is waiting, go!”
Nodding with a grin on his face, Kang set off to see his big-boned platonic lover, leaving Eunhyuk and Jini alone.
“I despise you,” Jini said melodramatically. “And even if you didn't kill Prince Eeteuk, you conspired to end his life.”
“Well, duhh,” Eunhyuk said. “I had a revenge to carry out after his mother killed my mother, and not only that, he was also after your sweet as-- eyes, eyes.”
“I hate you so much I can't even look at you!” Jini exclaimed, then turned around to face Eunhyuk. “But I guess I have to if you don't stop staring at my ass.”
“Well, it's ...you been doing yoga or something?” Eunhyuk asked.
Jini giggled. “Five times a week! Isn't my waistline so much better now?”
Eunhyuk was too busy staring.
“Ah what am I saying, you killed Prince Eeteuk whom I passionately loved for the three days we spent together. I hate you!”
“You didn't sleep with him, did you?” Eunhyuk asked, looking mildly suspicious. If he found out his Jini was a cheap whore, well, he'd still want to do it with her but it would be somewhat annoying thinking about Eeteuk and her and - okay, Eunhyuk was so not thinking about that right now.
“Of course not!” Jini folded her arms, clearly offended.
“Good, good.” Eunhyuk took a step closer. “Jini, please accept me.”
“Never,” Jini spat.
“What was so great about Prince Eeteuk anyway?” Eunhyuk asked irritably. “What's he got that I don't?
“Looks, character, personality, looks, dimples, looks, sex appeal, looks, tattoo,” Jini listed.
“Tattoo?”
“T-shaped.”
“That was his birth-mark.”
“Regardless, it was cool,” Jini said dreamily.
“Yeah, but do you know he was totally doing it with your Eunuch Kang?” Eunhyuk pointed out.
“He was not doing it with Kang!”
“Then why was he always so nice to him? Calling him handsome and shit.”
“It's called being courteous to servants, maybe you should try it,” Jini said.
“And use up all my nice on people I wouldn't want to get laid with anyway? No thanks,” Eunhyuk snorted.
Jini turned her back to him huffily once again. Which suited him fine, her backside was lovely to watch. And okay, he could sort of turn off the asshole mode by now but to be honest, Jini was the only girl it hadn't made weak the knees and dumb in the head, so he couldn't lose hope that it wouldn't work this time.
“You're a bastard, you know that?” Jini asked.
“Yeah...” Eunhyuk said, still admiring her backside. “Wanna make out?”
“I'd rather watch Shindong and Kang go at it.”
“We can do that, too, they're just around the corner,” Eunhyuk said and indicated their location with his hand. “Though we should be really quiet, Shindong has the ears of a night mammal.”
“Can't you just admit defeat?” Jini asked. “I will never marry you.” Eunhyuk opened his mouth. “Or sleep with you, or even just make out,” Jini added.
Eunhyuk shrugged. “I'm not going to give up, Jini. Ever. If I give up now, how can they make a drama about our love story later on?”
Jini just rolled her eyes.
“You just wait and see. I'll never give up on you as long as I don't have a sneaking suspicion you're actually male or something,” Eunhyuk said and bowed. “I'll see you again, milady.”
- ..and from hers -
“Well, I am male and you can call me Heechul or hyung or whatever the hell suits you!” Jini yelled after Eunhyuk. “Son of a dethroned queen, piece of ..Kang! Where did you come from?”
The faithful servant had appeared at her side.
“Shindong stole the candy and I couldn't find him anymore,” Eunuch Kang said sadly. “What did Prince Eunhyuk want?”
“Men are all disgusting pigs,” Jini said. “Why do we let them treat us so bad, Kang? All they ever do is die or steal our candy.”
“Prince Eunhyuk didn't ..steal your candy, did he?” the eunuch asked, raising his eyebrows to emphasize the euphemism.
“What the - no! I'm not that easy,” Jini said, almost insulted.
“Well, all Prince Eeteuk had to do was smile..”
“We're not talking about that. You didn't see it, remember?”
Eunuch Kang frowned. “Nor did I hear it. And yet the nightmares won't go away.”
“Did you ever sleep with Prince Eeteuk?” Jini couldn't help but ask.
“I lack the ..things, how could I,” Kang said awkwardly, blush creeping up the collar of his outfit.
“Then why did he call you handsome?”
“I am handsome! I was voted Korea's #1 eunuch last year!”
“Oh Kang,” Jini said with a smile. “You'll always be my #1. Want to make out again?”
“Not really,” Kang admitted.
“Why not?”
“You - you - now don't take this the wrong way but you really bite too hard,” Kang said.
“I nibble,” Jini said. “It's sexy.”
“It hurts,” Kang said and under his breath, added, “Shindong never nibbles.”
“Did you just compare me to your oversized platonic boyfriend, Eunuch Kang?”
“No, m'am,” Kang said with his head lowered.
“Good.” Jini pulled him to the direction of the house. “Now let's practise kissing again.”