This was a scene I wrote and then decided the chapter could probably survive without it.
Then I thought you guys would kill me if I didn't share it, since it's KangTeuk, so here it is. READ CHAPTER 4 BEFORE THIS OTHERWISE IT WILL MAKE NO SENSE! Or at least, it won't be as funny.
prison!au, kangteuk, rated r for rawr (as in 'rawr, sanni can't write teh pr0nz').
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“What's up with the face?” Eeteuk asked Kangin that morning.
“It's just, it's getting so routine-like,” Kangin said with a sigh.
“Well, I'm so sorry, should I do a cartwheel before foreplay this time or something? To keep precious Kangin-sshi interested?” Eeteuk replied in a sarcastic manner. Kangin glared at him.
“I'm just talking about the location. It's been, how many years? Like five. Always the same spot.”
“Four years, and it's the only spot, may I remind you.”
“I know, I know. I'm just saying.”
Eeteuk wrapped his arms around Kangin. “So let's skip it today.”
Kangin was visibly shaken. “What? No!”
“You said you were bored. Besides, I'd like to actually shower in the mornings for once. A quick wash, you know. Like people normally do.”
“I wasn't that bored!” Kangin defended himself.
“It's only natural, we've been together for a really long time. Change will be refreshing, no?” Eeteuk smiled.
Kangin did not look happy. “Not that kind of change.”
“I'm going back to sleep now,” Eeteuk said and lay back on the bed, rolling in the other direction.
“You can't, gotta shower,” Kangin demanded, poking at Eeteuk's side.
Eventually, Eeteuk relented and they went on their merry way, as they always had, and Kangin pressed Eeteuk against the tiles, a bit rougher this time, Eeteuk's laughter in his ear.
“Way dull,” he said before Kangin kissed him, warm water running against them as Kangin's mouth moved onto Eeteuk's neck, and then lower, and then lower, and for a long, long moment, all Eeteuk could hear was the sound of his own moans and the water running.
Then, he heard something drop onto the tiles.
“What was that noise?” he asked, startled, but just then Kangin's teeth scraped a certain very sensitive area. He yelped from the pain and came simultaneously, leaving Kangin coughing.
“I fucking hate you,” Kangin said, mid-cough.
“I'm sorry. I heard a noise.”
“I'll show you a noise,” Kangin said menacingly, getting up.
“You don't really scare me when you're naked,” Eeteuk remarked in an amused manner.