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May 07, 2008 20:03

Drunk + Suju Random Pairing Generator.

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chuchama May 7 2008, 20:12:40 UTC
iukl;adfs90dfiopoasdklfaM!

Oh Shindong.

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tongzhiai May 7 2008, 21:12:09 UTC
I failz at drunk fic.

SORRY DONGHEE. *luvs on him*

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chuchama May 7 2008, 23:33:09 UTC
How is this in any way equivalent to failz?

AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THE AWKWARDANDNOTGAYBUTYEAHREALLYGAY!DONGHEE WAS WONDERFUL.

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tongzhiai May 9 2008, 22:19:15 UTC
Donghee period is wonderful, isn't he just. :D

It's le failz thanks to no imagination as to how to finish it properly. :D

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ayray May 8 2008, 05:35:01 UTC
Hey! I want proper ending! With sex and all! But it was wonderful and unexpected. What are you doing with my unausgebildet mind?!
all men with dong in their names are totally hot, it's a rule. Kim Dong-Jin *______*

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tongzhiai May 8 2008, 13:21:53 UTC
dskhf I can't work out a proper ending, was too drunk to think of one back then and now .. I don't know. DongDong is a wonderful ship, I could never live up to its potential.

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jaded_skys May 8 2008, 08:16:36 UTC
AHDSJGHAJSDHGJAHSDJHGAJSDH!!!

SPRIAL OF GAY!!!

You + drunk = hilarious fic, ok. I say keep going.

"What the fuck do you want, testimonials? 'Hi I'm Kangin, I suck cock occasionally and cuddling a bandmember is not what I consider gay' type of thing?"
"See, this is why I moved out in the first place," Kangin says irritably, hiding a blush behind a magazine.
"So why are you back now?" Heechul asks.
"I, um, er, Teukie asked," Kangin finishes lamely and pretends intensely to be reading.

~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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tongzhiai May 8 2008, 13:24:28 UTC
Nah, my imagination escapes me when I hit a certain level of drunkness. Vocab turns to shit and then it's less about creativity and more about stringing words together in hopes of them making any sense.

And yes, the random nonsensical Kangteuk-reference. I am a cliche of myself. :D

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comicbookending May 8 2008, 21:48:21 UTC
You were drunk when you wrote this? Ahahaha. Be drunk more, please.
This is kind of hilarious. And the KangTeuk slipped in! That's-not-gay testimonial! I love it a lot. And I'm going to pretend DongDong don't have sex (...at least not at the point where it ended), just so it's a little different. 8D

Heechul's logic is pretty great, too.

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tongzhiai May 9 2008, 22:20:11 UTC
Nooo, drunk makes my logic+vocab suck. Otherwise drunk fic would be a splendid idea.

I think DongDong would just cuddle an unhealthy amount. Mmmmm. Teh cute.

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. :D

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box_turtle May 11 2008, 00:01:25 UTC
HAHAHA. X) i love how you make this pairing work. yay for roommates and late-night trips to the bathroom. and yay, random kangteuk reference, haha. also, i think it's pretty neat that you can write so coherently while you're drunk. :)

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