another stupid meme! yay.
So last time I wrote quite a bit and it was fun, but this time I've got something completely different.
It's basically; I got 30 characters on a list, and 15 AU scenarios. You throw, say, two numbers between 1-30 and one number between 1-15 and I write those two characters and that AU.
I did this on IM with happiestwhen and have some examples to show you how these turn out..
hankyung, shindong - high school au
Hankyung always has nice lunches, Shindong notices during their first year of high school. They're neatly packed and organized and smell delicious, and the scent of Chinese spices linger on Hankyung's school uniform if Shindong leans in closer over his desk, which he often does.
"Who made that?" he forces himself to ask this one time, and Hankyung smiles like he's been hoping to hear the question for ages.
"I did, but the reciepe is my mother's," Hankyung replies and offers Shindong some, and some retards over at the other side of the classroom snicker at the skinny foreign guy feeding the fatso, but Hankyung ignores them, so Shindong does, too.
hyesung/junjin - film noir au
Shin Hyesung halts in half-step as he sees the smoke and the cigarette, the tilted hat covering the man's facial features.
“Oh it's you again,” he says dryly, taking another step down the stairs leading to the back alley of the club. He lights a cigarette of his own as he walks toward the man.
“I figured it's time you sing again, birdie,” the man replies calmly, letting the cigarette stub fall on the rain-slicked asphalt beneath their feet. “And this time I'd like the truth, too.”
Hyesung smiles. “Don't you have other people to harrass, P.I. Park? What do I know? I'm just a jazz singer.”
“At the biggest mob-ran club establishment in all of Seoul, Hyesung-sshi,” the private investigator says with a wry smile. “Let's not play games anymore. What do you know about Lee Sunho?”
“Never heard of him,” Hyesung says, turning to leave as he suddenly feels hands and arms push and pin him against the side of the building.
“Try again,” Park Junjin hisses between his teeth, but Hyesung doesn't flinch.
“You buy me a drink and I'll talk,” he says casually and feels how the grip against his collar loosens.
Checkmate.
yamapi/eeteuk - rentboy au
There was probably some kind of a mistake because Tomohisa is pretty sure his parents did not intend for his first time to be with a paid male prostitute. The young man looks relaxed, though, and he's pouring Tomohisa more soju, and speaking in very bad Japanese that Tomohisa can barely make sense of.
“Park Jungsu desu,” the other one says and Tomohisa gulps the alcohol down quickly, too quickly, the sweet liquid burning in the back of his throat as he nods and wipes his palms against the thighs of his jeans.
Jungsu. Right. Jungsu is very pretty and nice and Tomohisa wonders if this wasn't a mistake after all, maybe his parents knew about the time he and Toma and-- and just then Jungsu leans in closer, kissing and touching, and Tomohisa freezes and melts at the same time. He tries to think about anybody but Toma, and ends up thinking of Jungsu, as Jungsu's smile forms against his skin, and he knows it's not the holiday romance he should have, but he can't help it.
youngbae, andy - rockstar au This is where I noticed that if you get too random a prompt, it turns out quite shit.
Youngbae knows four chords and that's enough to make a rock song but not enough to make a star. His favourite band comes to town sometimes and he goes to see them in show religiously, and for whatever reason his eyes are always glued to the player at the back of the stage, plucking his guitar strings carefully and looking focused. Andy is good enough to steal the spotlight, Youngbae knows, but he never does, and Youngbae relates to that, some weird insecurity eating away at him as he sits alone with just his guitar and his music. Not sure if he'll ever get there. Not sure if he even should.
eunhyuk/junsu - football/soccer au
The guys on the team always assume they leave and arrive together, as they've been together since the league days, together since childhood, just together. After a goal Junsu hugs anybody who's nearby but his hands leave Hyukjae last, and the coach has to separate them during practise because they're either too easy or too hard on each other. They joke around a lot, and they never bothered to move out from the apartment they shared back in the league days, and even though outside the national team matches and practise they belong to different teams, they still live under the same roof and eat from the same rice cooker. Some guys on the team find it suspicious; others find it cute. But in some ways they know it's something that'll always be.
So basically.. Throw three numbers at me, two between 1-30 and one between 1-15. (So eg. 4, 27 and 12.)
If the characters turn out way way way too random, I'll make it less random so it'll actually be, I dunno, entertaining.
So you don't get to request stuff specifically here but this will probably result in something very interesting, as my AU picks are fucking insane. And yeah, Prison AU is also on the list so.. ;D
Go crazy! With, er, numbers.
It's basically; I got 30 characters on a list, and 15 AU scenarios. You throw, say, two numbers between 1-30 and one number between 1-15 and I write those two characters and that AU.
I did this on IM with happiestwhen and have some examples to show you how these turn out..
hankyung, shindong - high school au
Hankyung always has nice lunches, Shindong notices during their first year of high school. They're neatly packed and organized and smell delicious, and the scent of Chinese spices linger on Hankyung's school uniform if Shindong leans in closer over his desk, which he often does.
"Who made that?" he forces himself to ask this one time, and Hankyung smiles like he's been hoping to hear the question for ages.
"I did, but the reciepe is my mother's," Hankyung replies and offers Shindong some, and some retards over at the other side of the classroom snicker at the skinny foreign guy feeding the fatso, but Hankyung ignores them, so Shindong does, too.
hyesung/junjin - film noir au
Shin Hyesung halts in half-step as he sees the smoke and the cigarette, the tilted hat covering the man's facial features.
“Oh it's you again,” he says dryly, taking another step down the stairs leading to the back alley of the club. He lights a cigarette of his own as he walks toward the man.
“I figured it's time you sing again, birdie,” the man replies calmly, letting the cigarette stub fall on the rain-slicked asphalt beneath their feet. “And this time I'd like the truth, too.”
Hyesung smiles. “Don't you have other people to harrass, P.I. Park? What do I know? I'm just a jazz singer.”
“At the biggest mob-ran club establishment in all of Seoul, Hyesung-sshi,” the private investigator says with a wry smile. “Let's not play games anymore. What do you know about Lee Sunho?”
“Never heard of him,” Hyesung says, turning to leave as he suddenly feels hands and arms push and pin him against the side of the building.
“Try again,” Park Junjin hisses between his teeth, but Hyesung doesn't flinch.
“You buy me a drink and I'll talk,” he says casually and feels how the grip against his collar loosens.
Checkmate.
yamapi/eeteuk - rentboy au
There was probably some kind of a mistake because Tomohisa is pretty sure his parents did not intend for his first time to be with a paid male prostitute. The young man looks relaxed, though, and he's pouring Tomohisa more soju, and speaking in very bad Japanese that Tomohisa can barely make sense of.
“Park Jungsu desu,” the other one says and Tomohisa gulps the alcohol down quickly, too quickly, the sweet liquid burning in the back of his throat as he nods and wipes his palms against the thighs of his jeans.
Jungsu. Right. Jungsu is very pretty and nice and Tomohisa wonders if this wasn't a mistake after all, maybe his parents knew about the time he and Toma and-- and just then Jungsu leans in closer, kissing and touching, and Tomohisa freezes and melts at the same time. He tries to think about anybody but Toma, and ends up thinking of Jungsu, as Jungsu's smile forms against his skin, and he knows it's not the holiday romance he should have, but he can't help it.
youngbae, andy - rockstar au This is where I noticed that if you get too random a prompt, it turns out quite shit.
Youngbae knows four chords and that's enough to make a rock song but not enough to make a star. His favourite band comes to town sometimes and he goes to see them in show religiously, and for whatever reason his eyes are always glued to the player at the back of the stage, plucking his guitar strings carefully and looking focused. Andy is good enough to steal the spotlight, Youngbae knows, but he never does, and Youngbae relates to that, some weird insecurity eating away at him as he sits alone with just his guitar and his music. Not sure if he'll ever get there. Not sure if he even should.
eunhyuk/junsu - football/soccer au
The guys on the team always assume they leave and arrive together, as they've been together since the league days, together since childhood, just together. After a goal Junsu hugs anybody who's nearby but his hands leave Hyukjae last, and the coach has to separate them during practise because they're either too easy or too hard on each other. They joke around a lot, and they never bothered to move out from the apartment they shared back in the league days, and even though outside the national team matches and practise they belong to different teams, they still live under the same roof and eat from the same rice cooker. Some guys on the team find it suspicious; others find it cute. But in some ways they know it's something that'll always be.
So basically.. Throw three numbers at me, two between 1-30 and one between 1-15. (So eg. 4, 27 and 12.)
If the characters turn out way way way too random, I'll make it less random so it'll actually be, I dunno, entertaining.
So you don't get to request stuff specifically here but this will probably result in something very interesting, as my AU picks are fucking insane. And yeah, Prison AU is also on the list so.. ;D
Go crazy! With, er, numbers.