"magical taiwan holiday" - fahrenheit/super junior, pairings? fucking million.
I'm not quite sure how this fic came into being and why, but it was like, "Wow Super Junior has a Chinese member who should like, totally take some Super Junior members to Taiwan so they could make out with Fahrenheit members. Even though China isn't Taiwan or vice versa but er, it sorta makes sense. Oh and DBSK should be touring in Taiwan so we can have HyukSu."
Does it make sense? Not really. Is it realistic whatsoever? Fuck no. Is it a flimsy excuse to write some graituitous pairings that would never otherwise happen? Yes. Am I nuts? Probably.
This is also rather ridiculous because I just honestly speaking really do not know Super Junior members much. Apologies for possible awful OOCness.
magical taiwan holiday, part I
fahrenheit/super junior/s.h.e/dbsk
pairings list of d00m: jiro/danson, jiro/kangin, kangin/eeteuk, eunhyuk/junsu, hankyung/hebe... (I'm also planning on Yoochun/Chun and Cinderella/Ella because of the name-rhymingness but you know, I don't know, maybe it's BAD enough what with the nonsensical pairings and the cheesy title.)
1. He's pleased to meet her but who isn't. Kangin has his hands in his pockets, and he doesn't even blink when he asks Hebe, through Han Geng's - Hankyung's - mouth, "What are some of your songs?".
Han Geng explains. "I've played you Ring Ring Ring fifteen times. S.H.E, you should remember."
Kangin shrugs and looks around. Hebe smiles and says xie xie and takes the CD and signs one of his own.
Han Geng smiles. She has to go and they say goodbyes and Kangin behaves, kind of, and calls him Hankyung, but Han Geng is Han Geng on her lips. Han Geng smiles the same smile all the way to the hotel.
2. Kangin should appreciate, he knows. The weather is beautiful and Taiwan is great and Hankyung is helpful and friendly with him, the near-perfect tour guide.
And yet. The words and looks are too fresh in his mind, and like a spoiled kid he throws away the ice cream just because it's not the flavor he's in the mood for at the moment. He mopes and whines and Hankyung - Han Geng - deals, and continues the trip as he wants it to go and pretends everything is fine.
Kangin kicks at stones and waits for Hankyung outside the hotel. It's not his fault that his life has become a badly written gay-themed mini-drama. Eeteuk said stupid things and okay, so maybe Kangin countered with even stupider things, and maybe they should've made up before the holiday like they usually do.
But it's not like it's his fault except maybe it is, and whenever he bitches about Eeteuk, Hankyung gives him the look that says it's definitely his fault but what does Hankyung know? Except, uh, Chinese.
Kangin kicks at stones and Hankyung comes out and they go and see temples and markets and whatnots. It's fun except for the part where Kangin is persistant in insisting it's not.
3. Eeteuk has no time to deal with this. He's busy and important and Kangin's a stupid brat.
And yet he's on a plane to Taiwan and Eunhyuk sleeps against his shoulder, and it's not comfortable. He raises his shoulder and Eunhyuk wakes up, and whines, and Eeteuk snorts.
"Remind me, why are you are here again?"
"Going to see Junsu, they have a concert in Taipei," Hyuk mutters and settles against Eeteuk's shoulder again.
"You can't just speak to him on the phone?"
"He's so stupid he forgot how to use a phone."
"I see," Eeteuk says and tries to look busy and important by opening a paper. He stares at the words and curses Kangin and misses Kangin and wonders if it'll get easier with time.
He looks at Hyuk sleeping peacefully, and thinks that maybe it does.
4. Girls come talk to both of them, but it's no use, only Hankyung understands them. Kangin stands there and stares, and says nothing and pretends he gets the jokes and wonders if they're talking about him.
Probably not.
Not that he even cares. He really doesn't.
He thinks about revenge and that's a bit of childish of him, he admits, but there are certain moods for such things and maybe he can blame the alcohol. Or Eeteuk. Both work.
He makes his way across the bar to a guy who looks familiar and yet not, and tries to start conversation in English, and then Korean, and then gives up. Non-verbal is where this has to go. Use tongues for something else than talking.
Kangin sort of blushes at the thought and thinks of Eeteuk again, and then doesn't, really, doesn't at all, and then makes gestures that sort of maybe indicate what he wants to do to Taiwanese Guy. Taiwanese Guy rambles in Mandarin in a happy way but agrees to go with Kangin.
Non-verbal. Right.
Kangin shoves Taiwanese Guy against one of the bathroom stalls and just goes at it, kissing him in a way that's perhaps a tad too aggressive for this island's style, and too desperate for Kangin's usual style. His hands bunch of Taiwanese Guy's shirt at his sides, and Taiwanese Guy is really skinny, or wiry, or whatever, but he has enough muscles to push Kangin away. It doesn't hurt - in the literal sense, anyway.
4b. Jiro knows how to say, "Thank you, I'm not interested" in at least 4 languages, but sadly Korean is not one of them. He says it slowly, he says it twice, he says it in friggin' Japanese, but the guy is drunk and seems genuine, so it crosses his mind maybe this isn't one of those confused little comrade people, maybe it's a fan or a nice tourist or something.
He's hungry, and drunk, and follows the Korean person in hopes of food (he says the word "kimchi!" in hopes of making a connection but the Korean doesn't either care or hear it at all), and that doesn't turn out such a wise move, as the next thing he knows, he's being shoved against a horizontal surface and he has a foreign tongue in his mouth.
Between being horrified and feeling oddly violated, he wonders how he'll tell Danson about this. It would make for a good story, and he's good at telling stories, and he's good at making Danson laugh with his stories.
There's a Chinese guy who apologises to him on behalf of his friend, and they argue in Korean, and Jiro washes his mouth and feels a bit warmer inside now, and a lot less violated.
He dials Danson's number as he exits the bar, and finds it weird how he can shrug off a Korean tongue here or there, but he can't not call Danson at the end of each evening.
"Hey, Yu Zhe.." He grins into the cell phone. "You can try and guess what happened to me tonight but you never will.."
4c. Hyuk heads to the hotel but Eeteuk needs to find Kangin. To set him straight. Or .. well, he doesn't know yet. It'll come to him.
He finds the bar and sees his target, looking bored and scanning the room, and Eeteuk ducks and hides, and feels odd. He orders a drink and tries to look normal, and still avoid being seen. Kangin doesn't notice. He doesn't seem to notice anything, Hankyung entertains the girl that surround them but Kangin's just a useless set piece. Eeteuk feels bad, like it's his fault, which it is not, and anyway, he isn't here anyway. Right. Busy and important, no time to deal. Stupid Kangin with his stupid arguments and his stupid dumbassery and his stupid ..
Eeteuk pauses. Kangin's talking to a guy. Talking, well, gesturing, sort of, and the guy's also rather hot, and Eeteuk needs another drink.
After the drink he feels like a stalker, his eyes not leaving Kangin's backside. It's scary. It's scary to him. When did he ever start caring so much? Stupid Kangin with his stupid stupidness. Eeteuk goes to the bathroom to sort his head out. Like it helps, being locked in a small stall, smelling freshener and cleaning products and piss, and he sort of feels like crying, because he's not supposed to be here, and he's supposed to be home and things are supposed to be fine but it's not and maybe he feels like it's his fault, and not that stupid Kangin's. He should've made the first move to make up - it's what he does, did, has always done.
There's a crash and a grunt and then a sigh, one that Eeteuk recognizes and he pulls his feet up on the toilet seat and listens to Kangin kiss somebody who is not him.
The somebody isn't happy about it and Hankyung enters and there's words that he blocks out, hearing just a hum of the ceiling fan and the beat of his own heart.
So perhaps it really is over now between him and Kangin. His stupid Kangin. His.
Does it make sense? Not really. Is it realistic whatsoever? Fuck no. Is it a flimsy excuse to write some graituitous pairings that would never otherwise happen? Yes. Am I nuts? Probably.
This is also rather ridiculous because I just honestly speaking really do not know Super Junior members much. Apologies for possible awful OOCness.
magical taiwan holiday, part I
fahrenheit/super junior/s.h.e/dbsk
pairings list of d00m: jiro/danson, jiro/kangin, kangin/eeteuk, eunhyuk/junsu, hankyung/hebe... (I'm also planning on Yoochun/Chun and Cinderella/Ella because of the name-rhymingness but you know, I don't know, maybe it's BAD enough what with the nonsensical pairings and the cheesy title.)
1. He's pleased to meet her but who isn't. Kangin has his hands in his pockets, and he doesn't even blink when he asks Hebe, through Han Geng's - Hankyung's - mouth, "What are some of your songs?".
Han Geng explains. "I've played you Ring Ring Ring fifteen times. S.H.E, you should remember."
Kangin shrugs and looks around. Hebe smiles and says xie xie and takes the CD and signs one of his own.
Han Geng smiles. She has to go and they say goodbyes and Kangin behaves, kind of, and calls him Hankyung, but Han Geng is Han Geng on her lips. Han Geng smiles the same smile all the way to the hotel.
2. Kangin should appreciate, he knows. The weather is beautiful and Taiwan is great and Hankyung is helpful and friendly with him, the near-perfect tour guide.
And yet. The words and looks are too fresh in his mind, and like a spoiled kid he throws away the ice cream just because it's not the flavor he's in the mood for at the moment. He mopes and whines and Hankyung - Han Geng - deals, and continues the trip as he wants it to go and pretends everything is fine.
Kangin kicks at stones and waits for Hankyung outside the hotel. It's not his fault that his life has become a badly written gay-themed mini-drama. Eeteuk said stupid things and okay, so maybe Kangin countered with even stupider things, and maybe they should've made up before the holiday like they usually do.
But it's not like it's his fault except maybe it is, and whenever he bitches about Eeteuk, Hankyung gives him the look that says it's definitely his fault but what does Hankyung know? Except, uh, Chinese.
Kangin kicks at stones and Hankyung comes out and they go and see temples and markets and whatnots. It's fun except for the part where Kangin is persistant in insisting it's not.
3. Eeteuk has no time to deal with this. He's busy and important and Kangin's a stupid brat.
And yet he's on a plane to Taiwan and Eunhyuk sleeps against his shoulder, and it's not comfortable. He raises his shoulder and Eunhyuk wakes up, and whines, and Eeteuk snorts.
"Remind me, why are you are here again?"
"Going to see Junsu, they have a concert in Taipei," Hyuk mutters and settles against Eeteuk's shoulder again.
"You can't just speak to him on the phone?"
"He's so stupid he forgot how to use a phone."
"I see," Eeteuk says and tries to look busy and important by opening a paper. He stares at the words and curses Kangin and misses Kangin and wonders if it'll get easier with time.
He looks at Hyuk sleeping peacefully, and thinks that maybe it does.
4. Girls come talk to both of them, but it's no use, only Hankyung understands them. Kangin stands there and stares, and says nothing and pretends he gets the jokes and wonders if they're talking about him.
Probably not.
Not that he even cares. He really doesn't.
He thinks about revenge and that's a bit of childish of him, he admits, but there are certain moods for such things and maybe he can blame the alcohol. Or Eeteuk. Both work.
He makes his way across the bar to a guy who looks familiar and yet not, and tries to start conversation in English, and then Korean, and then gives up. Non-verbal is where this has to go. Use tongues for something else than talking.
Kangin sort of blushes at the thought and thinks of Eeteuk again, and then doesn't, really, doesn't at all, and then makes gestures that sort of maybe indicate what he wants to do to Taiwanese Guy. Taiwanese Guy rambles in Mandarin in a happy way but agrees to go with Kangin.
Non-verbal. Right.
Kangin shoves Taiwanese Guy against one of the bathroom stalls and just goes at it, kissing him in a way that's perhaps a tad too aggressive for this island's style, and too desperate for Kangin's usual style. His hands bunch of Taiwanese Guy's shirt at his sides, and Taiwanese Guy is really skinny, or wiry, or whatever, but he has enough muscles to push Kangin away. It doesn't hurt - in the literal sense, anyway.
4b. Jiro knows how to say, "Thank you, I'm not interested" in at least 4 languages, but sadly Korean is not one of them. He says it slowly, he says it twice, he says it in friggin' Japanese, but the guy is drunk and seems genuine, so it crosses his mind maybe this isn't one of those confused little comrade people, maybe it's a fan or a nice tourist or something.
He's hungry, and drunk, and follows the Korean person in hopes of food (he says the word "kimchi!" in hopes of making a connection but the Korean doesn't either care or hear it at all), and that doesn't turn out such a wise move, as the next thing he knows, he's being shoved against a horizontal surface and he has a foreign tongue in his mouth.
Between being horrified and feeling oddly violated, he wonders how he'll tell Danson about this. It would make for a good story, and he's good at telling stories, and he's good at making Danson laugh with his stories.
There's a Chinese guy who apologises to him on behalf of his friend, and they argue in Korean, and Jiro washes his mouth and feels a bit warmer inside now, and a lot less violated.
He dials Danson's number as he exits the bar, and finds it weird how he can shrug off a Korean tongue here or there, but he can't not call Danson at the end of each evening.
"Hey, Yu Zhe.." He grins into the cell phone. "You can try and guess what happened to me tonight but you never will.."
4c. Hyuk heads to the hotel but Eeteuk needs to find Kangin. To set him straight. Or .. well, he doesn't know yet. It'll come to him.
He finds the bar and sees his target, looking bored and scanning the room, and Eeteuk ducks and hides, and feels odd. He orders a drink and tries to look normal, and still avoid being seen. Kangin doesn't notice. He doesn't seem to notice anything, Hankyung entertains the girl that surround them but Kangin's just a useless set piece. Eeteuk feels bad, like it's his fault, which it is not, and anyway, he isn't here anyway. Right. Busy and important, no time to deal. Stupid Kangin with his stupid arguments and his stupid dumbassery and his stupid ..
Eeteuk pauses. Kangin's talking to a guy. Talking, well, gesturing, sort of, and the guy's also rather hot, and Eeteuk needs another drink.
After the drink he feels like a stalker, his eyes not leaving Kangin's backside. It's scary. It's scary to him. When did he ever start caring so much? Stupid Kangin with his stupid stupidness. Eeteuk goes to the bathroom to sort his head out. Like it helps, being locked in a small stall, smelling freshener and cleaning products and piss, and he sort of feels like crying, because he's not supposed to be here, and he's supposed to be home and things are supposed to be fine but it's not and maybe he feels like it's his fault, and not that stupid Kangin's. He should've made the first move to make up - it's what he does, did, has always done.
There's a crash and a grunt and then a sigh, one that Eeteuk recognizes and he pulls his feet up on the toilet seat and listens to Kangin kiss somebody who is not him.
The somebody isn't happy about it and Hankyung enters and there's words that he blocks out, hearing just a hum of the ceiling fan and the beat of his own heart.
So perhaps it really is over now between him and Kangin. His stupid Kangin. His.