The True Family Story behind Judeo-Christian Theology
"In the beginning was the Word"
(John, 1.1)
"God."
...
"God!"
...
"Let there be light."
"Awww, just a while longer, Ma'."
"No way in hell, young man. Wake you up, you have a lot of chores to do and you need to do them by Sunday. So move it, mister."
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