on_thecouch 5.2 Skeletons in the closet
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Okay not really but I did shoot a man. Whether it was out of some perverted desire for justice or really just to watch him die has yet to be determined. I'm still working on that one.
Fifteen years ago I shot a man named Gordon Pratt. That's my biggest secret. The only person who knows is my wife and telling her nearly ended our relationship. I guess you can’t really blame her for wanting to run, a quadruple divorcee and murderer? I'm not exactly the kind of man women daydream about finding. But back to the point. Pratt shot some of my squad mates of mine, we looked for him for days and when we finally found him we couldn’t hold him. He was going to get off so I took things into my own hands. I was never caught, as evidenced by the fact that I'm here and not wearing an orange jumpsuit somewhere upstate, and the only person who ever suspected me is locked up in Jessup himself for murder.
I guess the cherry on this psycho sundae is that I don’t regret it. If I could go back to that day I wouldn’t do anything differently.
So how's that for a skeleton?
John Munch
Law and Order: SVU
206
Okay not really but I did shoot a man. Whether it was out of some perverted desire for justice or really just to watch him die has yet to be determined. I'm still working on that one.
Fifteen years ago I shot a man named Gordon Pratt. That's my biggest secret. The only person who knows is my wife and telling her nearly ended our relationship. I guess you can’t really blame her for wanting to run, a quadruple divorcee and murderer? I'm not exactly the kind of man women daydream about finding. But back to the point. Pratt shot some of my squad mates of mine, we looked for him for days and when we finally found him we couldn’t hold him. He was going to get off so I took things into my own hands. I was never caught, as evidenced by the fact that I'm here and not wearing an orange jumpsuit somewhere upstate, and the only person who ever suspected me is locked up in Jessup himself for murder.
I guess the cherry on this psycho sundae is that I don’t regret it. If I could go back to that day I wouldn’t do anything differently.
So how's that for a skeleton?
John Munch
Law and Order: SVU
206