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So...two old ass Jehovah's fucking Witnesses caught me outside today with my dog. I wasn't wearing any panties or a bra, because Michael was on his way, and it was sexy time. They start quoting me the Revelations bullshit, blah blah blah "we are holy and great and we will all lick each other's assholes when the world ends and all the sinners are in hell and we inherit the rotting earth."
I thought I could get them to STFU by telling them that my sister was attending their stupid cult meetings. "My sister has recently become involved with you people."
BUT OH, that got them excited. WHAT'S HER NAME? They asked. I told them.
They knew her.
Now I can't be mean to them.
I should have known they all know each other.
So I listened. Or pretended to.
They gave me their book of facts and said they'd come back next Friday at 1 to discuss it with me.
Oh good, you do that. Cause I won't be here.
I told my sister she better tell her people to leave me the hell alone. It took MONTHS to get rid of the last old bitches who came by.
They finally left and never came back when I put this sign on the door:
It may have to be used again.
I thought I could get them to STFU by telling them that my sister was attending their stupid cult meetings. "My sister has recently become involved with you people."
BUT OH, that got them excited. WHAT'S HER NAME? They asked. I told them.
They knew her.
Now I can't be mean to them.
I should have known they all know each other.
So I listened. Or pretended to.
They gave me their book of facts and said they'd come back next Friday at 1 to discuss it with me.
Oh good, you do that. Cause I won't be here.
I told my sister she better tell her people to leave me the hell alone. It took MONTHS to get rid of the last old bitches who came by.
They finally left and never came back when I put this sign on the door:
It may have to be used again.