Find an emo kid [Diagram 1]. He might be crying due to how he was recently dumped by his true love who stepped on his paper heart [Diagram 2]. If this is true, then have a friend give him a mix tape [Diagram 3]. He will be happier then. Now, this is the part where you come in. Go in front of him and BOOTY SHAKE! [Your buttocks should generally be in the same location that the "Place here" sign is located on Diagram 4]