See's Candies Must Pay For 9/11
This morning matrushkaka and I had breakfast at Swan's Oyster Depot, and noticed that See's Candies had been evicted from their 1519 Polk location. The landlord has posted a sign in the window explaining that this has happened because of See's Candies' contribution to the Enron-sponsored 9/11 attacks.
"John Jenkel" (at the top of the sign) appears to be the owner of this horse farm, presumably the same one that the acts of terrorism are allegedly happening on. In early 2007 Jenkel parked his truck in a fountain after failing to set the brake properly.
Update: Some of you appear to be confused about Jenkel's theory, so I've created an illustration to explain.
"John Jenkel" (at the top of the sign) appears to be the owner of this horse farm, presumably the same one that the acts of terrorism are allegedly happening on. In early 2007 Jenkel parked his truck in a fountain after failing to set the brake properly.
Update: Some of you appear to be confused about Jenkel's theory, so I've created an illustration to explain.