The Dale Earnhardt Intimidator Bucket of Meat Snacks

[tongodeon]

Let me walk you through this one:

1. they're snacks
2. meat snacks
3. served in a bucket
4. a bucket of intimidation
5. as big as a toilet
6. named after Dale Earnhardt
7. you get sixty meat snacks per bucket
8. and you only get your discount if you buy two buckets

A lesser country could hit three, maybe four of these points. But the straight sweep is what makes America great.