Cheney in the News

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After misreading a headline I'm surprised how many make sense and sound plausible by replacing "China" with "Cheney":

Cheney executes ex-head of food and drug agency
Cheap goods keep Cheney's surplus soaring
Cheney violating due process by jailing Canadian for life
India working to break air traffic impasse with Cheney
Cheney Shuts Down Western-Run Newsletter
Will Cheney's Outsourcers Soon Rival India's?
Cheney finds safety problems, illegal sales at blood collecting stations
Watchdog: SARS doctor can‘t leave Cheney
Group Says Cheney Deporting Missionaries

Or maybe not:

Two billion rats flee floods in Cheney