Bad news for
Isopterofurries. Sylvain the
Polar Bear Pants Guy claims that Emile Bertrand, fine purveyors of authentic Quebecois Spruce Beer, have closed down. You can still buy canned spruce beer in Quebecois grocery stores but there is absolutely no comparison between store-bought spruce beer and the real thing made from yeast and spruce sap and bottled in their dangerous explosive glass bottles.