MacWorld Expo announcements

[tongodeon]

January 8th is the start of the MacWorld Expo, a time when Steve Jobs announces new products for Apple. It would be pretty awesome if the only product Steve announces is his dick in a box. (Lyrics for deafies.)

Update: Dick-in-a-box announced!

Comments

Psst

[sambushell]

Point of information: the keynote is Tue 9 Jan 2007.

[anonymous]

You can cut and paste this HTML code and it'll have that video embedded right in your journal entries:

What's cool is that it by default has a Play button and by that way it won't be playing when someone checks out your blog!

Happy holidays,

Xavier Zandross

[tongodeon]

Even if you have no intention of writing your own journal you should create an account. That way I won't have to unscreen your comments and you'll be able to read my friends-only posts.

[kraquehaus]

Knowing Steve Jobs, I think it will actually be a dick in a cube.

[gnat23]

Nono, it will be his dick in a really cool-looking box

[kraquehaus]

Unboxing.com is going to have a field day, I should think.

I think when it gets unpacked he's going to need this:

[tongodeon]

On June 6, 2005, Steve Jobs announced that his dick would begin transitioning from big-endian to little-endian.

Oh, and one more thing

[mmcirvin]

We looked at the dicks on the market today and we weren't satisfied.

They're confusing to operate.

There are too many controls.

Sometimes they don't work at all.

We decided to take the dick experience and bring it back to the essentials.

That's why we're releasing My Dick in a Box, shipping immediately.

$399, works with all sexes and genders (yes, hell froze over again).

[matrushkaka]

Boobs in a Box