"He's definitely not getting any ice cream."

[tongodeon]

I feel like explaining another recurring phrase that I use.

matrushkaka and I decide to get some ice cream at Mitchell's Ice Cream. As usual on an evening there's a LONG line and a rather complicated procedure for procuring said ice cream. You have to push through the crowd of people on the sidewalk who appear to be lined up but are not, go inside the

Comments

[arian1]

Ha! Great story! I'm going to have to pass that along :)

(Oh it was ABC, not CBS)

[kamiandrews]

1. I am totally stealing this
2. I always try to help those people get Ice Cream, I never go new places alone for just this reason. I even freak the fuck out at Subway on ocassion cause i get confused about order here pay here if there arent people to follow.

I can't even order pizza from restraunts that don't have me on file.
man If I knew who he was I would send him Ice Cream.

That is awesome

[ex_doohickey67]

Stealing...

[madbodger]

Like kamiandrews, love the story and totally stealing it. That's a keeper!

historical note

[drjohn]

I was there, but mostly oblivious. I saw the punch and the blood dripping off his hand and heard the fateful line.

*I* did get ice cream, and it was delicious.