Congress strikes down elevator neutrality

[tongodeon]

Literal gridlock in the senate as senators-only elevators at the Capitol are being overrun by the unelected:

“I hesitate to say that it’s a big problem,” said Senator Frank R. Lautenberg of New Jersey, shaking his head gravely. “There is terrific crowding.” Mr. Lautenberg, a Democrat who has served more than two decades in the Senate, said he had

Comments

[catbear]

You take off that hat, mister, right now!

[jwgh]

Someone sent a Senator up to my office last Friday and he didn't get there until today.

[tongodeon]

Hope you don't mind - this cracked me up so I added it along with the surrounding section.

[jwgh]

Not minded at all!

[rimrunner]

I love you. Please bear my children.

I got yer vertical tube...

[leighton]

The Senate has had lots of vertical tubes, since before electricity.

[mezdeathhead]

You've won my heart, Prince tongodeon.