Imports and Exports

[tongodeon]

I'm flying from Quebec to San Francisco on Friday, San Francisco to Tokyo on Monday, Tokyo to San Francisco in January, and San Francisco to Quebec in January.

Quebec has things like Spruce Beer, Tim Hortons Donuts, maple candy, Cuban Cigars, and drunk Inuits. San Francisco has things like sourdough bread, tacos, and high quality sex toys. Tokyo

Comments

[mskala]

drunk Inuits

Just "Inuit" actually, that being the plural form. One Inuk, two Inuuk, three or more Inuit; although exactly how to map that into English, which doesn't generally have a "dual plural" form, is anybody's guess. Quenya, the High Elvish tongue, does support dual plural, a fact about which one may draw one's own conclusions.

[zadcat]

You probably know that it's illegal for you to bring Cuban cigars to the U.S.

Given this, the best place to get them is Blatter & Blatter, 365 President-Kennedy (corner Bleury, metro Place-des-Arts). It is not unheard of for them to give you a box from Panama or the Philippines to put them in for transport.

[tongodeon]

You probably know that it's illegal for you to bring Cuban cigars to the U.S.

In the same sense that it's illegal to bring oranges to the U.S. Worst-case: they'll just take them at the border.

I figure I can take get one or two across inside a condom in my ass. That's some good smokin'!

[matrushkaka]

I figure I can take get one or two across inside a condom in my ass. That's some good smokin'!

I love you but I'm not helping you remove them.

[xtingu]

Before you remove them, make sure you have some X-rays taken for web publication. Perhaps drjohn can help. :-)

[twistedcat]

i'm really tempted to have you pick me up a cell phone with an integrated frying pan...

[occlupanid]

If you have any room for spruce beer, i'd love to try it!
That, and anything from the Tokyo Parasite Museum.

[anonymous]

What the hell is anal eel omolette porn.

[tongodeon]

Anal Omolette: raw scrambled egg enema, squirted into a frying pan, cooked, and eaten.

Anal Eel Omolette: an anal omolette, with live wriggling eels added.

Anal Eel Omolette Porn: a porn movie featuring japanese women making and eating anal eel omolettes.

(I am not making this up.)

[mrbalihai]

I lived in Tokyo, and I'm still having a hard time grokking this.

[tongodeon]

I can send you the video, d00d. matrushkaka can too.