poo story
alright, so this story is amazing. so just listen up yo!
ok so yesterday (erm, monday), i ate a lot of food. i had breakfast and lunch at the drexel caf which can be a very bad idea. so, i ate... breakfast - cereal, eggs, bacon, toast, and a bagel; lunch - baked ziti, salad, cheese burger, grilled cheese, slice of pizza, brownie, two cookies, and two glasses of soda; dinner - two cheese steaks from DP and a half a bottle of soda; late night dinner - two eggs, fench toast, pancakes and bacon.
so, after downing like 20 pounds of food, here is the rest of the story. i then proceeded to fall asleep and be fine. so i woke up and did my daily stuff. i then took a nap in the afternoon today (erm, tuesday). i fell asleep for a little bit and then woke up and had to poo. so went to the bathroom and i was fine. i came back and tried to fall back asleep but my stomache hurt a lot. so i ran to the bathroom again about 18 minutes later. i ran into the stall and realized that there was someone next to me. i hate pooing with someone next to me so i tried to hold it back till they left but they didn't. so i braced myself and said, "IM SORRY!" and let it rip. it just started flowing like a fucking waterfall. it ran for a good three minutes. then it stopped. i thought relief was there finally. it hurt. the person who was in the stall next to me told me i must have not felt well and i said yes and then it started again for another minute. the toilet filled fast and i had to do two courtesy flushes. it burned.
well, glad i got that out in the open. we'll see what comes next.
that's my day.
ok so yesterday (erm, monday), i ate a lot of food. i had breakfast and lunch at the drexel caf which can be a very bad idea. so, i ate... breakfast - cereal, eggs, bacon, toast, and a bagel; lunch - baked ziti, salad, cheese burger, grilled cheese, slice of pizza, brownie, two cookies, and two glasses of soda; dinner - two cheese steaks from DP and a half a bottle of soda; late night dinner - two eggs, fench toast, pancakes and bacon.
so, after downing like 20 pounds of food, here is the rest of the story. i then proceeded to fall asleep and be fine. so i woke up and did my daily stuff. i then took a nap in the afternoon today (erm, tuesday). i fell asleep for a little bit and then woke up and had to poo. so went to the bathroom and i was fine. i came back and tried to fall back asleep but my stomache hurt a lot. so i ran to the bathroom again about 18 minutes later. i ran into the stall and realized that there was someone next to me. i hate pooing with someone next to me so i tried to hold it back till they left but they didn't. so i braced myself and said, "IM SORRY!" and let it rip. it just started flowing like a fucking waterfall. it ran for a good three minutes. then it stopped. i thought relief was there finally. it hurt. the person who was in the stall next to me told me i must have not felt well and i said yes and then it started again for another minute. the toilet filled fast and i had to do two courtesy flushes. it burned.
well, glad i got that out in the open. we'll see what comes next.
that's my day.