If you call me _______, you are _______.

[tone_deaf_kid]

If you call me Julie, you are pretty much everyone.

If you call me J Dub, you are Daniel, Lana, at times Jess, and the random boys from third floor pardee.

If you call me Jewel (no s), you Amy my bestfriend from elementary school.

If you call me Jewels, you are: Ashley, Ajay, Melody, Alan, Chris, Aron, and many others.

If you call me 5'nothing, you are Elizabeth, Michelle, and Bryan.

If you call me "Band," you are Bryan.

If you call me USC or 'SC, you are Amy (UCLA).

If you call me Dub, you are Ryan Cisneros, Jennifer Jones, and at times Aubrey.

If you call me Jubilee, you are my girl Moncica (Lan's future roomie)

If you call me rooomie, you are Merrianne.

If you call me J, you are also Merrianne.

If you call me Dork...you are all of my friends who well think I"m a dork.

If you call me Julie Nicole, you are my mother and you are most likely angry with me.