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holy shit. i'm drunk. again. woot. go me. yeah anyway adventure time:
the other night we went to little john's and I wanted to smoke a cigarette before going inside and all of a sudden these two guys walk up and were like "yo, could I bum a cigarette?" and i was like "yeah sure... do you want one too?" and he accepted it and I lit it for them and was like "yo, I'm Tom" and stuck my hand out and they were like "i'm so and so" and "I'm what's her face"
Okay so I was gone, incoherent and ridiculous, but all of a sudden they started being all macho and talking about girls and how they don't have any game, no skills, no talent, no job, no personality, but they have a ten inch penis: and that's how they get girls.... I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Not only was it awkward but it was hot and hilarious as crap. Then So-And-So was like "dude, you don't have a ten inch penis" and What's-Her-Face was like "Fine, nine and a half." keep in mind these were pretty hot guys and I was all about enjoying some eye candy while everyone else got food at Little John's.
They changed the subject by saying shit like "I'm sure that's exactly what you want to happen tonight: two random dudes just talking about their dick sizes" ..... HOOOLLYYY SSSHHHIIIIT.
I don't even know how to explain any of this. It's just one random adventure after another. Damn.
Anyway, my battery on my laptop is about to kaput. G'night.
the other night we went to little john's and I wanted to smoke a cigarette before going inside and all of a sudden these two guys walk up and were like "yo, could I bum a cigarette?" and i was like "yeah sure... do you want one too?" and he accepted it and I lit it for them and was like "yo, I'm Tom" and stuck my hand out and they were like "i'm so and so" and "I'm what's her face"
Okay so I was gone, incoherent and ridiculous, but all of a sudden they started being all macho and talking about girls and how they don't have any game, no skills, no talent, no job, no personality, but they have a ten inch penis: and that's how they get girls.... I was like "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Not only was it awkward but it was hot and hilarious as crap. Then So-And-So was like "dude, you don't have a ten inch penis" and What's-Her-Face was like "Fine, nine and a half." keep in mind these were pretty hot guys and I was all about enjoying some eye candy while everyone else got food at Little John's.
They changed the subject by saying shit like "I'm sure that's exactly what you want to happen tonight: two random dudes just talking about their dick sizes" ..... HOOOLLYYY SSSHHHIIIIT.
I don't even know how to explain any of this. It's just one random adventure after another. Damn.
Anyway, my battery on my laptop is about to kaput. G'night.