Random blurbs whilst semi-tipsy and waiting for Merlin to finish downloading.

Nov 27, 2011 00:34

Drinkinnnnnnn. Was gonna post something, but I forgot what it was. Oops. 
Am currently lip syncing w/actions to cheezy Christmas carols. 
Dear Jess, will text you tomorrow about greyhound plans because I don't think tipsiness will contribute at all to the coherence of my message. Oooo look at me, I can still use big words! 
Does anyone ever grab the exact right amount of floss? Gods among men, I'm telling you.
Want to light this candle cuz it's pretty, but will probably forget to blow it out before bed (and potentially burn fingers in the process...)
Waiting for Merlin to download so I can watch it while falling asleep. 
Oh yeah, why am I drunk-ish? American friend Thea (<3333!) made Thanksgiving dinner for me & about 9 other people tonight. There was wine. It wasn't going to drink itself. 
Josh Groban is a fox. Mr Naayer levels, people (to those of you who went to ACS). 
Oh btw I forgot to mention that by reading this you are all agreeing to still be my friend by the time you get to the bottom. 
Aaaaaavee Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I'm gonna post about Christmas music 2011 soon, just to warn you. Won't be as long as last year's Christmas music post, don't worry.
Don't you love that point when you're drinking with a group of people and you get past the giggles and can talk about serious issues like religion and aliens and the future and stuff? It's great. No sarcasm. Sometimes I feel like I never have meaningful, shields-down conversations with people unless it's via the internet. Drinking with other people can be such a good forum for actual conversation. 
Wine = very good thing.
Penis. 
Motherfucker, a SuBo song came on. Why did I download her Christmas CD? Every time a song comes on, all I hear are the 50,000 mockeries I've heard from comedians over the years. Sorry, Susan Boyle.
I need to put up my half-naked Matt Smith poster again soon. I took it down last week because the downstairs people at my place got bedbugs and the pest control guys had to check all over... yeah, didn't want my lovely Chinese landlady to find Matt pinned to my wall. 
Omgggg apparently the download's gonna take another 10 mins? I think I'll brush my teeth now, thankyouverymuch.
And now drink SHITLOADS of water because hey, I need to function tomorrow. 
What the hell's with this Grey Cup stuff, eh? Is it football? I didn't even know we had a team, and now it's all serious and shit. Wtf?
I'm gonna wait til tmr to put up the Matt Smith poster. If I do it tonight, I'll probably (a) make it crooked, (b) molest it, and (c) put up photos on facebook of me molesting it. 
Colin Morgan is effing pretty.
Last night I started a folder on my computer called "Trench Coat Porn." I intend it to be a visual explanation for my trench coat fetish. Will eventually be posted to Friendface. 
Oooo Merlin finished! So long, chumps!

drunken

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