It's not that I'm bad

[tommyshepard]

It's that I'm sorely misunderstood. ...shut up, I am.

Tommy Shepard --

[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

...yeah, sure, why not. I should try that as a pick up line. "Hey...I'm fuzzy to the touch." I wonder how fast that'd get me smacked.

You have a 50% chance
of being abducted

Comments

[vision_ya]

[Well, Billy's boyfriend is apparently an alien...]

[I'msogoingtohell.]

[tommyshepard]

At least you know you're going. Imagine how much it must suck for people who don't have the forwarning from making crude jokes concerning friends, friend's alien boyfriends, and anal probes to just end up there.

[vision_ya]

[I suppose so.

Would you like me to save you a seat by the buffet table?]

[tommyshepard]

Please. Greatly appreciated.

[vision_ya]

[Not a problem.]

[magnetlips]

Don't worry. I'm sure you're going to hell.

[tommyshepard]

Well, as long as we're all in agreement.

This of course I have no moral obligation to be even semi-decent to anyone at any point in time. Being a jackass takes a lot less effort than being nice.

[magnetlips]

I've definitely noticed that, Mr. Fuzzy-to-the-touch.

[tommyshepard]

You doubt my fuzziness? Or maybe you want to find out for yourself?

I'm not going to jail for hitting on you am I? That would suck.

[magnetlips]

I think I'll pass. Just don't try that with Kate. Then you would be going to hell within moments.

[tommyshepard]

Yeah. I don't think Kate appreciates my unique sense of humor.