Proof of Life

[tommyshepard]

OOC: My computer died a tragic tragic death. I was sad. There was a funeral. Cake was had. I have a new computer now (Better, faster, stronger. Old Sci-Fi refrences ftw. More expensive. I shan't be eating for a few months.) Sorry about the AWOLness but it shouldnt happen again since I spent most of my break mourning my computer. That is all.

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[vision_ya]

OOC: Ouch. That really sucks. My sympathies.

IC: [Oh crap. Iron Man's looking for me? What is ge upset about this time? Is it still about "going off half-cocked" to rescue everyone?]

[Yes, yes, you're the evil corrupter, just like Socrates.]

[tommyshepard]

Indeed he is. I think he wants to run 'tests', which sounds like some kind of code for 'Punish him for one thing or another' to me. Or code for soemthing strange and perverse, but totally understandable considering how much he loves his suit.

I don't think I've ever been compared to Socrates before.

[magnetlips]

Oh my God Tommy! I've known Mr. Stark for years please don't say that! Especially after yesterday.

Where is Billy and his brain bleach?

[tommyshepard]

:D Breaking brains, one Young Avenger at a time. Not even Brain Bleach can save you!

[magnetlips]

I hate you! If only you weren't my future husband!

[tommyshepard]

Hmm...maybe I should get you ear plugs as an engagement gift. Or a special sign to let you know when I'm going to say something that will make you curl into a little ball and cry. I'll work on that.

[magnetlips]

Yes, otherwise you're future wife would be driven insane.

[tommyshepard]

And that would be bad.

[vision_ya]

[Great. That is just the sort of mental images I needed. I'm going to go hide for awhile now. Does anyone know what happened to the steel wool? I feel unclean.]

[Maybe your codename should be "Gadfly". That is how Socrates referred to himself.]

[tommyshepard]

Always happy to oblige in the perverted images department. It's what I do. Give me some time, I'll have you using acid to clean your insides.

Can't you just see the mass villian confusion? The fight would just stop in the middle so I could explain things. Good idea in theory, but a bad one if I start chatting with the bad guys more than Spiderman does.

[vision_ya]

[I think I will pass on that, but thank you for the offer.]

[You and Spider-Man could be a little sub-team. Gadfly would annoy the villians into doing something stupid and then Spider-Man would web them up and then you would both mock them mercilessly until the police arrived. I think that it is an excellent idea.]

[tommyshepard]

Okay, but if you ever change your mind...

I do like that annoying the villians and taunting mercilessly thing quite a bit, and I know I'd be good at it. I should run that idea past Spider-Man.

[magnetlips]

Believe me, you'd be great at it. Not to mention you could vent a lot of anger that way. Maybe you could even blow things up closer and closer to them until they wet themselves. ...Wow, how did I get to be so mean?

[vision_ya]

[Well, the Young Avengers started out having characteristics of one or more of the Avengers. You could be our answer to Spider-Man (and Quicksilver, obviously).]

[billykaplan]

*hands you a bottle of the Brain Bleach*