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"Found sounds" from public transport today:
"...one time, like, I was getting my eyebrows waxed, and I opened my eyes, and the wax got stuck to my eyeball..."
- girl on the train
"So why did you make me wait and not call last night?"
- enraged opening sentence of power-dressed lady answering mobile
Also, a ticket inspector asked for my concession card without even checking what kind of fare I had purchased - what, are they psychic now?
"...one time, like, I was getting my eyebrows waxed, and I opened my eyes, and the wax got stuck to my eyeball..."
- girl on the train
"So why did you make me wait and not call last night?"
- enraged opening sentence of power-dressed lady answering mobile
Also, a ticket inspector asked for my concession card without even checking what kind of fare I had purchased - what, are they psychic now?