GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tommyoftheks]

THIS DAMN FUCKING DOG. I'm baby sitting my friend's dog, who is a very friendly and well behaved dog. EXCEPT SHE FUCKING PEES ALL OVER THE MOTHER FUCKING PLACE. AND SHITS TOO. She's 8 years old. She's beyond the stupid puppy stage. I let this fucking dog out. Regularly. Tonight, before I was going to bed, I decided I'd take her out for one last walk. What does she do? SHe fucking stops and pisses ALL OVER MY FLOOR. This wasn't a piss of excitement, she fucking took a squat and pissed. AND KEPT PISSING WHILE I WAS DRAGGING HER OUT THE DOOR, like she was refusing to go outside to pee. I wanted to fucking drop kick her, it felt like someone was pissing on my bed, because they just fucking felt like it, and when I tell them to stop, they're resisting all that they can to continue pissing on my bed. So rather than drop kicking her, I took her outside, let her piss some more, and then shit, and then brought her back inside and shoved her fucking head in her piss that managed to create a puddle about 7 feet long. This dog pisses an ungodly amount of piss. I only give her one bowl of food and water per day, yet she pisses like she just finished a case of beer. GOD!!!!!!! I know you think I'm cruel for shoving her face in her piss, but so far, nothing else has worked, so I figure maybe if I shove her face first into her terrible urine, maybe she'll catch my fucking drift and STOP PISSING ON MY FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. DAMN FUCKING DOG.

Sorry. now I have to spend the next fucking 45 minutes cleaning up this lake of urine in my house, rather than going to bed as I had planned. Another day lacking sleep. When I get my own dog, she will not learn to piss in my house. SHe will be disciplined from the get-go not to piss in my house.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!