Email: Steve and Tony

[tommyisabrat]

To: Rogers, Steve {encrypted}; Stark, Tony
From: Shepherd, Tommy
Subject: WTF?

Uh - What's up with my mom?

Tommy

Comments

*encrypted*

[starspangledcap]

To: Shepherd, Tommy
From: Rogers, Steve
Subject: Re: WTF?

What do you mean? Is something wrong?

*encrypted*

[tommyisabrat]

She's acting like a total psycho. I mean. I know that's like her default or whatevs but....like, okay, she invited the Batman to her birthday party? And she was acting like the stupid chicks I go to school with. When exactly did she turn into a Gossip Girl Reject?

And isn't her birthday in March?

Re: *encrypted*

[starspangledcap]

Has she been talking to you directly?

From what I understand, she's been attempting to... start over. As a teenager. I suppose this is what she believes teenagers are like.

I have no idea when her birthday really is and am too ashamed to admit it.

Re: *encrypted*

[tommyisabrat]

Uh, no. My friend and I are kinda in charge of screening Batman's messages.

...

Seriously, ...

What the hell am I supposed to do? That is so screwed up. Why is she always so screwed up?

[iron_tony]

From: Tony
To: Tommy

Can you be more specific?

-Tony

[tommyisabrat]

She's acting like a teen freak and glomping Batman but whatever, Steve says she's working on her stuff.

Do you know when Mom's birthday is?

[iron_tony]

March 14. Why?

Wanda knows Batman?

[tommyisabrat]

She says its in February but I remembered March.

Yeah, I guess. She invited him to her birthday party. Its creepy weird Tony. Jean wants him to fight and/or have sex with Wolverine. WTF Batman? You know? Since when is he all that?