Tommy,
I'm getting that you think I hate you and that this bothers you in some fashion. I just wanted to make it clear that that is not exactly the case. While chances are we would not be friends under other circumstances, what I hate about you is that you have succeeded where I have failed, even if momentarily. There's more, but really, it's all just jealousy. So, I mean, if we ever hang out, there won't really be hard feelings. Take it easy, girl, you're one of a kind.
Love,
Simon