o wow, my yearly post of these.
THE WORST, YES HILARIOUSEST MOM JOKES EVER. LOL.
1. Your mom is so fat she should go on a diet.
2. Your mom's so fat when she played golf she couldn't hit the ball.
3. Your mom's so fat she has diabetes and high blood pressure and heart disease.
4. Your mom's so fat she bent over and her ass was huge.
5. Your mom's so fat she can't brush her hair cuz r arm is too heavy.
6. Your mom is so fat she is the before picture.
7. Your mom is so fat she sweats a lot.
8. Your mom's so fat when she lies around the house, she she lies around the house.
9. your mom is so fat she walked outside and rolled down the street and caused a car accident.
10. your mom is so fat she is really hefty.
11. Your mom is so fat if she were a smurf she would eat Gargamel and then so hungry she'd eat Azrael and the smurf houses and then she would die.
12. Your mom is so fat she has rolls of fat.
13. Your mom is so fat if she lost 100 lbs she would weigh 300 lbs.
14. mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read "too heavy"
15. Your mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "400 lbs".
16. yOUR MOM IS so fat they named the mumu after her.
-Your mom is so fat she breathes hard if she tries to exercise.
-Your mom is so fat she got in a hotair ballon and it almost couldn't get off the ground.
-Your mom is so fat she has to buy 3 airline tickets.
-Your mom is so fat when she went to the zoo the elephant keepers tried to force her back into the pen.
-Your mom is so fat she is round and jiggly.
-Your mom is so fat when she burned herself on the stove everyone said,b "Yum, what are you sauteeing there mom?"
-ur mom is so fat, if she exploded, it would be a big explosion.
-yur mom is so fat I feel sorry for you you must be embarrassed like Gilbert Grape.
-Your mom is so fat she is naked cuz no clothes fit her.
-Your mom is so fat she blows her nose with her bedcovers.
-Your mom is so fat that's why your dad is dead cuz he suffocated in his sleep on her belly.
-Your mom is so fat she's gross.
-your mom is so fat she flushed her ass down the toilet.
-Your mom is so fat that when she goes swimming there is a Tsunami.
1. Your mom is so fat she should go on a diet.
2. Your mom's so fat when she played golf she couldn't hit the ball.
3. Your mom's so fat she has diabetes and high blood pressure and heart disease.
4. Your mom's so fat she bent over and her ass was huge.
5. Your mom's so fat she can't brush her hair cuz r arm is too heavy.
6. Your mom is so fat she is the before picture.
7. Your mom is so fat she sweats a lot.
8. Your mom's so fat when she lies around the house, she she lies around the house.
9. your mom is so fat she walked outside and rolled down the street and caused a car accident.
10. your mom is so fat she is really hefty.
11. Your mom is so fat if she were a smurf she would eat Gargamel and then so hungry she'd eat Azrael and the smurf houses and then she would die.
12. Your mom is so fat she has rolls of fat.
13. Your mom is so fat if she lost 100 lbs she would weigh 300 lbs.
14. mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read "too heavy"
15. Your mom is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "400 lbs".
16. yOUR MOM IS so fat they named the mumu after her.
-Your mom is so fat she breathes hard if she tries to exercise.
-Your mom is so fat she got in a hotair ballon and it almost couldn't get off the ground.
-Your mom is so fat she has to buy 3 airline tickets.
-Your mom is so fat when she went to the zoo the elephant keepers tried to force her back into the pen.
-Your mom is so fat she is round and jiggly.
-Your mom is so fat when she burned herself on the stove everyone said,b "Yum, what are you sauteeing there mom?"
-ur mom is so fat, if she exploded, it would be a big explosion.
-yur mom is so fat I feel sorry for you you must be embarrassed like Gilbert Grape.
-Your mom is so fat she is naked cuz no clothes fit her.
-Your mom is so fat she blows her nose with her bedcovers.
-Your mom is so fat that's why your dad is dead cuz he suffocated in his sleep on her belly.
-Your mom is so fat she's gross.
-your mom is so fat she flushed her ass down the toilet.
-Your mom is so fat that when she goes swimming there is a Tsunami.