Today's Little Bit of Levity
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $125,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
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The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
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>And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $125,000 mortgage and no bike!"
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $125,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
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The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
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>And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $125,000 mortgage and no bike!"
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