im turning japanese i really think so...
gino is banned from choosing a movie till next semester of 2005... i watched seed of chuckie with him two days ago - o eh ano ngayon *wink*wink*! - and it was the "trashiest" movie of all time. second to this starworld movies that starred a dog, a tiger and her cubs - 2 gruelling hours of no dialogue slash animals experiencing emo shit! anyway, glen (the bida in the movie) is the devil.. he/she is the psychoest of all psychos.. first time i actually heard of a queer doll.. been watching to many queer movies lately aka alexander. gotta watch a good movie badly... and he kept on bugging me about this storm as huge as the philippines.. didn't really take it seriously cos knowing him -- he's really OA...
de todos medos, i was watching cnn a while ago and the news showed this really cute robot, called homorobo (sounds like a queer cyborg, but something like that), thats been a hit in japanese toy stores lately. its good daw as christmas gifts.. (didnt know japs celebrate christmas too...) wala lang, japs love giving techie toys for christmas while we love giving undies and socks na buy 3 for 100 pesos. i think the reasons why japs are so advanced (economically, tech, etc.) are because:
a. the don't cook their food; eh tayo, mang tomas, suka, toyo, paminta, garlic, onion, luya, dahon ng laurel, puso ng banana, talbos ng kamote, spoon sa kaldero para lumambot yung meat, knorr, maggi, patis, calamansi, ang dami.. sila i only know one: WASABI! thats it!=p
b. some of their houses are made of paper, pang earthquake.
c. their food + ulam is rolled into sushis
d. if they fail - they commit suicide, so the successful ones are those who are left; in our country those who don't succeed end up snatching bags and cellphones.. how sad =c
e. they drink tea not coffee, no hassle of putting sugar and cream. no such thing as matapang...
f. they have bullet trains not those 1800's easy to de-rail lrt's
g. they are the only east asian country (i think) who dared to combat those damn americans
h. instead of having sex, they draw anime having sex
i. eleanor nishuimi - need i say more?
j. they have hello kitty, kerokerokeropi, mazinger z, and shaider in their armed forces and and amy as their nurse.
k. they use the tim space warp (ngayun din..) whenever theyre losing in a battle! wala lang... shigi shigi - shigi shigi.... annoying...
l. their flag is plain white with a red circle at the center, no sun with eight rays pertaining to the first 8 provinces (so what?) and red + blue halves, and three stars (luzon+visayas+mindanao - again, so what?) AKA our mushy and cheesy flag... i mean, the red circle at the center is so catchy right? no need for sentimental 8 provinces and 3 stars!
i dunnow but japs are sooo cool for some odd reason. even if somethings uber baduy, when japs do it, it transforms into something totally cool! their hair, their lego block shaped bags, people lining up infront of garbage cans just to throw scratch paper, those horror flicks, the robots, the cars, everythings just perfect! except that once they fail, ma gawd, they go straight to the samurai shop to buy the best sword and commit harakiri! ugh! well, given the chance to be another race id be:
1st choice: spanish
2nd choice: japanese
3rd choice: hmm... tie between irish and venezuelan
uber last choice: indian (no offense to my indian brothers and sisters, just my opinion... too hairy for me) fine, or any UAE-an race for that matter..
but im glad im filipino! one of the prettiest races in the world right, aren't we? i mean fils are like a mix of spanish, japanese, and american! mabuhay and pipino!
MABUHAY! Cucumber? cumbersome? hmm im sleepy. night peeps!
de todos medos, i was watching cnn a while ago and the news showed this really cute robot, called homorobo (sounds like a queer cyborg, but something like that), thats been a hit in japanese toy stores lately. its good daw as christmas gifts.. (didnt know japs celebrate christmas too...) wala lang, japs love giving techie toys for christmas while we love giving undies and socks na buy 3 for 100 pesos. i think the reasons why japs are so advanced (economically, tech, etc.) are because:
a. the don't cook their food; eh tayo, mang tomas, suka, toyo, paminta, garlic, onion, luya, dahon ng laurel, puso ng banana, talbos ng kamote, spoon sa kaldero para lumambot yung meat, knorr, maggi, patis, calamansi, ang dami.. sila i only know one: WASABI! thats it!=p
b. some of their houses are made of paper, pang earthquake.
c. their food + ulam is rolled into sushis
d. if they fail - they commit suicide, so the successful ones are those who are left; in our country those who don't succeed end up snatching bags and cellphones.. how sad =c
e. they drink tea not coffee, no hassle of putting sugar and cream. no such thing as matapang...
f. they have bullet trains not those 1800's easy to de-rail lrt's
g. they are the only east asian country (i think) who dared to combat those damn americans
h. instead of having sex, they draw anime having sex
i. eleanor nishuimi - need i say more?
j. they have hello kitty, kerokerokeropi, mazinger z, and shaider in their armed forces and and amy as their nurse.
k. they use the tim space warp (ngayun din..) whenever theyre losing in a battle! wala lang... shigi shigi - shigi shigi.... annoying...
l. their flag is plain white with a red circle at the center, no sun with eight rays pertaining to the first 8 provinces (so what?) and red + blue halves, and three stars (luzon+visayas+mindanao - again, so what?) AKA our mushy and cheesy flag... i mean, the red circle at the center is so catchy right? no need for sentimental 8 provinces and 3 stars!
i dunnow but japs are sooo cool for some odd reason. even if somethings uber baduy, when japs do it, it transforms into something totally cool! their hair, their lego block shaped bags, people lining up infront of garbage cans just to throw scratch paper, those horror flicks, the robots, the cars, everythings just perfect! except that once they fail, ma gawd, they go straight to the samurai shop to buy the best sword and commit harakiri! ugh! well, given the chance to be another race id be:
1st choice: spanish
2nd choice: japanese
3rd choice: hmm... tie between irish and venezuelan
uber last choice: indian (no offense to my indian brothers and sisters, just my opinion... too hairy for me) fine, or any UAE-an race for that matter..
but im glad im filipino! one of the prettiest races in the world right, aren't we? i mean fils are like a mix of spanish, japanese, and american! mabuhay and pipino!
MABUHAY! Cucumber? cumbersome? hmm im sleepy. night peeps!