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Dear man who works as an assistant in our quantitative methods practicals, who is probably doing a Phd here- I think you're quite cute. You're older than me and your hair is possibly too long (I couldn't tell, but is that really a PONYTAIL?), but you look rough enough to be Aragorn or Sirius just out of jail. I noticed you came and sat by me when I didn't need help, and then reintroduced yourself the next time so you could shake my hand, and I saw you looking at me when I left (because I looked too! ooh) and the timing is so bad because now we are finished the module! I hope you help in Robin's next module, because I like having a crush.
Love, the pretty girl with dark hair.
Dear sister.
What the HELL do you think you are doing treating mum like that? She has done nothing but try and help you, you failed all your AS levels and she got you extra tuition, which she PAYS for, so you get more help. She tries and encourages you to revise, so you pass your resits, and you yell at her for stressing you and say she's never happy with you! You have done NO WORK and that's why you've failed again, A levels this time and you got Es and Ds in your resits too. Are you seriously so stupid you don't realise you won't get into Uni? You need Cs. You get Es. Are you understanding this yet? Of course mum doesn't want to have to take a day off work to traipse up to Dundee to look around a Uni you will not be going to, because you haven't figured out yet you need to WORK to get your grades! How dare you shout at her, saying that all she wants is for you to get good grades so she can boast about you! She wants you to be able to get a job, idiot. What the hell are you going to do with three E grades at A level? Not a neuroscience degree, I can tell you. Stop being such a pathetic immature emu-with-her-head-in-the-sand. All mum does is want the best for us, and you throw it back in her face. You're stressing her so much, you selfish bitch.
Love, your older sister.
PS, even if you managed to scrape into Uni, you would fail there too, because you have to be self-motivated and put a LOT of work in, something you are clearly unwilling to do.
Love, the pretty girl with dark hair.
Dear sister.
What the HELL do you think you are doing treating mum like that? She has done nothing but try and help you, you failed all your AS levels and she got you extra tuition, which she PAYS for, so you get more help. She tries and encourages you to revise, so you pass your resits, and you yell at her for stressing you and say she's never happy with you! You have done NO WORK and that's why you've failed again, A levels this time and you got Es and Ds in your resits too. Are you seriously so stupid you don't realise you won't get into Uni? You need Cs. You get Es. Are you understanding this yet? Of course mum doesn't want to have to take a day off work to traipse up to Dundee to look around a Uni you will not be going to, because you haven't figured out yet you need to WORK to get your grades! How dare you shout at her, saying that all she wants is for you to get good grades so she can boast about you! She wants you to be able to get a job, idiot. What the hell are you going to do with three E grades at A level? Not a neuroscience degree, I can tell you. Stop being such a pathetic immature emu-with-her-head-in-the-sand. All mum does is want the best for us, and you throw it back in her face. You're stressing her so much, you selfish bitch.
Love, your older sister.
PS, even if you managed to scrape into Uni, you would fail there too, because you have to be self-motivated and put a LOT of work in, something you are clearly unwilling to do.