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My gerbil Ellen DeGerbilist died last night, I suspect foul play. Mainly because her gerbil life mate Porshe Kept running on the gerbil wheel something she never does and there is also the small fact that Porshe was the Alpha female of the group. Calling hours for ellen will be tonight from 6:30 to 8:00. In lue of Flowers please send donations to the Gerbils Enightenment Endowment in her name it would be what she wanted.