Come on down!
Drinking games are a necessity in my life. Drinking with friends is fun, but nothing turns an ok party into something that you'll not remember the next day like a good drinking game. Tip Cup is one of the greater joys in my life and Drunk Jenga is perfect for those who want people to get naked in their presence and do odd things. But I've taken this joy to new levels-- I really just love to turn regular things into drunken inspiration. Thus, for your future gatherings, I give you 2 ideas to turn that party frown upside down and make it do a kegstand.
Inspired by petunia_fist's comments, here is my R. Kelly "Trapped in the Closet, Chapters 1-5" Drinking Game:
Drink anytime:
1. People mouth-talk the lyrics (this rule alone means everyone's fucked, thanks pentunia!)
2a. R. Kelly tries to or thinks about shooting/killing someone
2b. If you're really looking to be wasted, waterfall anytime R. Kelly has his baretta in his hand
3. God/Christianity is evoked (it happens more than you'd think)
4. Kelly acts homophobic (limited to Chapter 3)
5. A phone rings or someone calls someone
6. Kelly duets with himself
7. It's obvious that a character's name was chosen solely to rhyme with a lyric
Take a shot:
1. When the last word of a chapter gets all echo-y (Chp 1: "closet", Chp 2: "man", Chp 3: "phone", Chp 4: "rubber")
2. During my favorite part of any of the videos, when Kelly makes the sound of a cop car's sirens
Bonus rule: The first person who is able to correctly explain what the fuck actually happened in the narrative for these songs gets to make everyone else drink.
If music videos are not your style, then try my recent Champagne and Saved by the Bell Slumber Party Drinking Game (pajamas and sleeping bags recommended, but not required):
Drink anytime:
1. Slater calls Zach "Preppy"
2. Lisa gets annoyed with Screech
3. Slater calls Jessie "mama"
4. Jessie gets upset because of a sexist comment
5. Zach addresses the camera/stops time
6. We see a parent of one of the gang
7. The audience oooooh’s at Zach or Slater
Waterfall:
1. During opening credits
2. Through a life-lesson speech by Mr. Belding
I have all four seasons on DVD, if anyone is looking to borrow them for such a party. ENJOY!
Inspired by petunia_fist's comments, here is my R. Kelly "Trapped in the Closet, Chapters 1-5" Drinking Game:
Drink anytime:
1. People mouth-talk the lyrics (this rule alone means everyone's fucked, thanks pentunia!)
2a. R. Kelly tries to or thinks about shooting/killing someone
2b. If you're really looking to be wasted, waterfall anytime R. Kelly has his baretta in his hand
3. God/Christianity is evoked (it happens more than you'd think)
4. Kelly acts homophobic (limited to Chapter 3)
5. A phone rings or someone calls someone
6. Kelly duets with himself
7. It's obvious that a character's name was chosen solely to rhyme with a lyric
Take a shot:
1. When the last word of a chapter gets all echo-y (Chp 1: "closet", Chp 2: "man", Chp 3: "phone", Chp 4: "rubber")
2. During my favorite part of any of the videos, when Kelly makes the sound of a cop car's sirens
Bonus rule: The first person who is able to correctly explain what the fuck actually happened in the narrative for these songs gets to make everyone else drink.
If music videos are not your style, then try my recent Champagne and Saved by the Bell Slumber Party Drinking Game (pajamas and sleeping bags recommended, but not required):
Drink anytime:
1. Slater calls Zach "Preppy"
2. Lisa gets annoyed with Screech
3. Slater calls Jessie "mama"
4. Jessie gets upset because of a sexist comment
5. Zach addresses the camera/stops time
6. We see a parent of one of the gang
7. The audience oooooh’s at Zach or Slater
Waterfall:
1. During opening credits
2. Through a life-lesson speech by Mr. Belding
I have all four seasons on DVD, if anyone is looking to borrow them for such a party. ENJOY!