WHOA!

[tomhasdicklips]

Yea this is weird! I was sitting in my room talkin to Garrett.. And i kept hearing this weird sound! And i was like i hear a puppy! And im like is it ur dog and hes like no.. and i looked out my door and it wasnt my dog and like i looked in my hamsters cage and it had babies!!!! I was like HOLY SHIT! i was soo gross and bloody! Ick but that kinda made my day better... But yea i kinda hope all guys choke on... a lotion bottle thing! And im goin to go...
*Me*
P*S Oh shit im a fucking SPACE WOMAN!