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[tomfools]

Private to Seamus
Seamus?

I think I did a Bad Thing. Well, I know I did, actually.

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Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

...do we need to hide a body? How bad are we talking?

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

Somewhere below manslaughter but above petty theft.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

...you're selling drugs? Promoting prostitution? Vandalizing public property?

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

No... I got into a fistfight with Smith. Err, I should say. I started the fistfight with Smith.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

Fuck, Dean. I thought I was the one who was supposed to get into shite like that. What'd he say to set you off that bad?

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

Nothing out of the ordinary, even! Parvati and I were arguing, and she left to go sleep with Smith or some shite like that, and then I... went up and punched him.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

You and Parvati were arguing? What were you two arguing about? And how much of this whole incident can be chalked up to unresolved Parvati Issues left over from when you were fourteen?

Not that I'm saying Smith didn't deserve getting punched in the face. He sort of does in general. It just may cause further Parvati problems.

Re: Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

I did not have Parvati Issues when I was fourteen!

She started it, I was just talking to Sylvie and she got pissed. I dunno why.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

You have had Parvati Issues at least since you were fourteen. You've had Parvati Issues ever since you discovered that girls smell good.

Funny how that works - men talk to Sylvie, and the women they know get hacked off about it. Mandy did that to me a little while back.

...hnh. You think maybe Parvati has a thing for you that's heretofore gone unmentioned?

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

...Have not.

Sylvie doesn't make things any easier, admittedly. But Parvati and I aren't in a relationship like you and Brockl Mandy!

...Nah. She would'a said something, Parvati's not the type to keep things like that a secret.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

Right.

No, she doesn't. Sylvie's one of those people who can't talk without flirting or walk without sauntering.

I dunno. It's complicated. You two've been friends for years, so if she says something now she risks a relationship that's valuable in a different way. On the other hand, her reaction to Sylvie might just be based in generally being annoyed at you flirting with someone she thinks isn't good enough for you. Or it might just be the way girls tend to consider their male friends sort of their property even if there's never been any romantic or serelationship. They're weird like that.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

I guess that's true. But really, that's only, what, a 1/3 of a chance? Except less, because she's with Smith now and all.

Private to Dean/Seamus

[ec_seamus]

We don't exactly how with Smith she is, though. I mean, is this True Love Forever and Ever, or is this just She Hasn't Gotten Laid In A While And Thinks He's Kind Of Hot?

Private to Dean/Seamus

[tomfools]

Well... she cried when I hit him? That was bad.