Five.

[tomfools]

FUCK.

Erm. Laura? Did you ever find your puppy? Because I just stepped in some, err, large dog shit. Possibly you should check down here on the ground floor.

Comments

[shortongalleons]

I dropped a scroll from work as I was entering and it ran off with it. Not impressed, Madley, not impressed.

[tomfools]

I would not count on seeing that again, Zabini.

[shortongalleons]

I don't know if I would want it even if it was returned to me. Who knows where that mongrel has been?

Fuck it. It was an important translation and for one of my few superiors I can actually tolerate.

[tomfools]

Hopefully it wasn't anything important, then, because all you'll get is scraps.

[shortongalleons]

It was important. Ah well. Such is the Zabini luck.

[tomfools]

Well, that sucks. Sorry!

[shortongalleons]

Of course you are.

[tomfools]

Are you doubting my sincerity? I'm hurt, Zabini.

[lovememadley]

Toto is NOT a mongrel!

[shortongalleons]

Mutt then. Of the flea-bitten variety if you would prefer. Whatever.

[lovememadley]

And did it ever occur to you - upon reading that I was missing him - to try and STOP him? I'm sorry about your scroll, however.

[shortongalleons]

No. That would mean actually handling him. Good day, Madley. Which means "do not talk to me anymore." Goodbye.

[lovememadley]

Bas- Gi- Thoroughly unpleasant person