My Mustache
After 22 years, I'm considering shaving off my mustache. The reasons are varied, but what it really boils down to is this: Do I really want to look like a cheap 70s porn star (after he had gained 140 lbs and aged about 30 years from cheap whiskey and cigarettes)?
Well... yes, I do.
Okay, bad example.
But do I want to look like I could be cruising around suburbs in a nondescript white Econoline van and a bag of M&Ms?
Well... no... No, I don't.