Dec 06, 2007 04:59
What would you be charged with if you had sex with a zombified corpse? I suppose necrophelia, rape (?), public indecency (depending on where you did it), and sodomy depending on what part of the corpse. The again it could also be statutory rape if the zombie is of an underaged human. Has the government taken into consideration the legal ramifications of the undead? This is gonna be really awkward if there is ever a zombie apocalypse and nobody has thought out the details of how our penal system is effected.
If we ever create cyborgs wherein their minds are partially robotic in nature, will they ever be able to commit suicide based on the 3 unbreakable laws of robotics?
If you really feel like angering a christian, all you have to do is say in an accusatory manner "Where is your omnipotent monkey-god now?" when anything vaguely surprising or scientific takes place.