CNN.com is too thug for my lifestyle

[tombutler]

I officially now need Urban Dictionary to understand CNN headlines. I'm just not with it any more. I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

Anyway, headline:
"Hot rocks found after police pursuit crash"

I didn't understand the 'hot rocks' think until I looked at the story to see that it was about stolen jewelry.

Oh, CNN.